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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    no,
    It’s in the reach of her arms
    The span of her hips
    The stride of her step
    The curl of her lips
    She walks into a room
    Just as cool as you please
    It’s the fire in her eyes
    And the flash of her teeth
    The swing in her waist
    And the joy in her feet
    It’s in the arch of her back
    The sun of her smile
    The grace of her style.
    she doesn't care what she "looks" like.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    I like wearing
    oversized sweaters.
    not because
    they’re extremely
    comfy and
    cuddly, but because
    whenever the
    sleeves are
    really big, I get to
    flop them around and
    smack people
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    dear diary,
    i met him again this
    morning. oh,
    those eyes. i hope he
    didn't notice the
    way i stared. im
    sure im just
    caught up...i don't know
    why, this doesn't
    usually happen to me. i
    hardly know him so i
    hate to say it,
    but i wish he was mine.
    dear diary,
    i saw her again this
    morning. i don't know
    why i'm always
    nervous when i meet
    her. i catch my
    self smiling at her
    smile and then try to
    hide it by smiling
    at my friends. i know,
    smooth, right?
    ugh. i don't even
    know what i thinks going to
    happen, i don't
    even know her.
    but i wish she was mine.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 10:09pm UTC
    i hate when
    i compliment someone and
    they’re like “i have a
    bf/gf.” LIKE OKAY. I SAID
    “You’re cute” not
    GET IN MY BED. I mean, I’m
    obviously thinking that
    but I wont say it.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 10:26pm UTC
    ♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒
    i was trying
    to remember what
    male mermaids were
    called, so i called
    them ‘Seamen”
    Nope.
    Mermen.
    Mermen
    was the
    word I was
    looking for.
    ♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 1:33pm UTC
    launches itunes
    graduates college
    gets married
    has kids
    gets divorced
    remarries
    retires
    itunes opens
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 11:07am UTC
    i don't want
    you to
    save me.
    i want you to
    stand by
    my side
    as i save
    myself
    format jimmy365

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 12:10pm UTC
    what if you walked onto a flight full of band members honestly what would you do
    all of them

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    show
    a man witty and he
    will laugh for a minute.
    teach
    a man to use witty and he
    will spiral into insanity.
    format jimmy365

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    school attendance
    would go up by like 300% if we had
    cool padded swirly chairs or
    bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs
    harder than the rock that gets
    stuck at the bottom of your shoe
    format jimmy365

  11. _Asmile_ _Asmile_
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    I lie awake at night, not just playing around on my computer like most girls, i lie awake thinking, thinking of everything.
    every possible mistake
    every word
    every failure
    everything i regret
    everything i wish happened
    everything i wish wasnt over
    everything i wish i was.
    The sad part is, that all these thoughts build up in my head, and soon i just sit there rocking, planning out my death, the death that i will bring to myself, to get out of this...painful, painful world.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Raining_Sunshine Raining_Sunshine
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 6:14pm UTC
    There are 3 sides to every girl:
    1. How she acts around her family
    2. How she acts around her friends
    3. How she acts when her favorite character dies
    Pray you never have to see the third side.

  14. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    I’m a liar because I won’t tell you everything.
    I’m stupid because sometimes I’m wrong.
    I’m a pushover because I like making people happy.
    I’m fake because I’m too nice.
    I’m weird because I’m not like you.
    I’m clingy because I don’t like to be alone.
    I'm sorry for being myself.
    Actually, I'm not sorry at all.

  15. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    you know that beautiful kind of love you see everywhere? the kind where you can sit there and talk for hours on end about absolutely nothing. the kind where you have tackle fights and play xbox all night. i want the kind of love where you cuddle and just talk about life and the future. i want that kind of love where you can have silly conversations, but also serious talks. i want someone to do cheesy romance stuff with me, like fly kites and look at the stars. i want that kind of love that everyone desires and craves.
    i want pure, sweet, real love.

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    As I stand here
    looking at you,
    I wonder if there will ever be a day
    when I will get over your smile.
    When I will let go of the hugs you gave me,
    a day that I continue to feel.
    A day when I forget the words you said to me.
    Whatever would happen,
    I know I could never get over,
    let go of,
    or forget about you.

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Laying under a blanket, cuddling close to you,
    feeling your breath on my skin,
    taking every sense that you have within.
    Your lips touch my shoulder,
    kissing me so sweet,
    making my heart skip every other beat.
    I want that.

  18. angelieslee angelieslee
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    mom: you're beautiful
    grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
    mom's friend: wow, she's flawless!
    friends: you're so pretty!
    boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
    ^this made me laugh so much


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. moonbeampie moonbeampie
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    *teacher calls name on roll*
    normal people:Here!
    me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
    *sends email*
    normal people: logs out.
    me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
    *arrives early to event*
    normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
    me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
    *somebody was mean to me*
    normal people: argues, then forgets it.
    me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
    *remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
    normal people: *laughs*
    me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

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