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oOCheshireLuluOo
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November 13, 2012 7:07pm UTC

IF YOU CAN
READ THIS
...oOo...
THEN YOU
CAN READ
your welcome

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mooselinaturtle
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 6:49pm UTC

I hope
the treatments for your depression over Romney's loss
will be covered under Obamacare.

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isitonlyme
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November 7, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Me On The Weekend With Homework
Friday: Oh, psh, I don't need to do my homework..I have 2 days!
Saturday: I'll do it tommorow..I need to go on the computer today..all day..
Sunday: OH MOTHA CRAP, IM SCREWED, ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT ABORT MISSION, I QUIT AT LIFE, NOW I HAVE TO RUSH WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF. IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF MY COMPUTER. THIS IS MY LIFE OMG OMG OMG
all mine:)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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annalove26
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 6:42pm UTC

My whole life,
I thought air was free..
And then I bought
a bag of chips.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 5:34pm UTC

Ryan Halligan
Some of you may know who Ryan is. if you don't, I will tell you. Ryan was a regular thirteen year old boy. He had speech and walking delay. In fourth grade he went to regular classes because he had caught up. In fifth grade a group of boys began bullying him. He would go home and tell his parents. His parents truly cared and tried to help. Ryan wouldn't let his parents schedual a conferance, meet the bully's parents, anything. So finally ryan and his dad came up with the karate kid plan. The plan was ryan would learn to defent himself if the bully ever laid a finger on him. One day in seventh grade the bully did. The boys got in a fight. Ryan's dad came and broke up the fight. Ryan didn't have a scratch on him. After school every day his parent's would ask him how school and the bully went. Ryan said everything was fine. One day he said him and the bully became friends. Ryan was a bit of a comedian. So he decided to tell the bully a story he thought was funny. The story was that he was having appendix pains and he was brought to the hospital. The bully spread around the rumor that ryan was gay because he got aids. Ryan tried to get everyone to stop calling him gay but they wouldn't. Now it is the summer time. Ryan is on A.I.M. He is talking to this girl Ashley. she is pretending to be his girlfriend. When eighth grade came around Ryan told some people about Ashley. Ashley is a popular girl. She denied all of it and just laughed in his face. He yelled "It's people like you that make me want to commit suicide!" Ryan went home and commited suicide. Ryan's dad tried to figure out everything, why the suicide and more. Finally, someone told him. He forgave ashley because it wasn't entirely her fault. then one day ryan's dad got a call. It was that the bully still was spreading rumors about Ryan. Ryan is dead! his dad drove to the bully's house and explained everything to the bully's parents. The bully broke down and he started crying. Ryan's dad left and never saw them again.
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KatieeLovesYouu
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October 30, 2012 5:06pm UTC

Giving gum is like a drug deal.
You didn't hear anything,
see anything,
and you didn't get it from me.

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LacedRibbon
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October 15, 2012 8:59pm UTC

Hi. I'm a girl.
I wish I had longer hair. I wish I had blonde hair and blue eyes. I wish I didn't have a period. I wish I was so thin that I have a gap in between my legs. I wish I had perfect clothes like other girls. I wish I could have the perfect tan. I wish I was popular. I wish that he would like me. I wish that I had bigger boobs. I wish I had nice nails. I wish I wore a size 6 (in shoes). I wish I had a perfect, thin nose. I wish I actually had a life. A ton of friends. The perfect boyfriend. I wish I had money. I wish I was perfect. I wish my life would be perfect... but I know it never will be.
'Sup. I'm a boy.
I want great hair b/tches drool over, a six pack, and a sandwhich. Bye.

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yourcool
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October 15, 2012 8:14pm UTC

to do list:
wear a shirt that says "life" and hand out lemons on street corners.
hire two private investigators. get them to follow each other.
major in philosophy. ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
go into a crowded elevator and say, "i bet you are all wondering why i gathered you here," with a straight face.
make vanilla pudding. put in mayo jar. eat in public.
become a teacher. make a test where every answer is "c". enjoy the show.
run into a store, ask what year it is. when someone answers, yell "it worked!" and run out cheering.
buy a horse, name it "oscar takes the lead," enter it in horse races,
invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say "i've been expecting you..."
change name to Simon. speak in third person.
buy a parrot. teach parrot to say "help! i've turned into a parrot!"
follow joggers around in a car blasting "eye of the tiger" for encouragement.

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yourcool
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October 15, 2012 8:16pm UTC

when someone yells "shotgun,"
i yell "rosa parks" and sit in the seat and refuse to move.

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