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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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December 7, 2012 8:13pm UTC

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HometownHero
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December 7, 2012 5:45pm UTC

You
(yes, you.)
Need to stop
being so adorable

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Yourbeautiful*
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December 7, 2012 6:00pm UTC

To the girls who
Have ever looked at someone and thought...
"Why can't I look as pretty as her"
Atleast one person has looked at you and thought the same thing.

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I_Dont_Know
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December 7, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Feet would look weird without toes...

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I_Dont_Know
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December 7, 2012 6:31pm UTC

The three most common lies you will ever hear:
1. I'm fine.
2. I have no more gum.
3. You will use Algebra in real life.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 6:18pm UTC

I'm the girl your Ex will
Hate
The girl your mother will
Love
And the girl you'll want
Forever

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 4:32pm UTC

x
x
Everything
I could never
tell you.
x
x
MENU
► ll
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►
nmq.nmf
♥

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VoldemortsSperm
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 2:10pm UTC

That one person in your class;
that you want to smack in the face with a shovel

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AwkwardTouchTuesday
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 6:04pm UTC

*At our after-school band practice*
My band teacher: Guys, quiet down! I just have a couple of few announcments before you can leave.
Me: *Looks at clock and sighs*
Band Teacher: BLAH BLAH BLAH
Me: *Takes out phone, texts self and says "Baby is coming, come out NOW!!!" Changes contact to 'Mom'*
Teacher: BLAH BLAH BLAH
Me: *Jumping out of my seat* MR FERRARO! MY MOM IS HAVING HER BABY RIGHT NOW AND I HAVE TO LEAVE!!! *Shows him text*
Teacher: OH MY GOD! GO, LEAVE NOW!!
Lol. I'm smart.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 3:19pm UTC

Murderer: I am going to kill you
Man: NO I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS
Murderer: Oh, my bad. Sorry, I didn't know. I'll hit the next house. Have a good day.

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maggie1021
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December 2, 2011 9:47pm UTC

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Cheesie7895
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December 3, 2012 2:18pm UTC

This girl in my class,
shes chinese,
she has this tattoo on the back of her neck.
That says,
'MADE IN CHINA'.
i thought it was pretty awesome.

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mrsgenny62
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 9:22pm UTC

Am I The Only Girl,
Who falls to easy and to fast?
♥

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TheButterflyEffect
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 9:40pm UTC

Have you ever just looked
at someone,
And thought,
"You really need a Witty."
♥

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CuteGirl9
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 9:42am UTC

Random guy: Get in the van!
Me: *runs screaming*
One Direction: Get in the van!
Me: ok
nmq/tumblr

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RandomGirl42
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December 2, 2012 9:42pm UTC

Grinch: Taxi! *taxi drives by*
Grinch: It's because I'm green isn't it!

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Bec*
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 6:15pm UTC

Fave if you think no one has a crush on you.

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Love_To_Laugh123
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March 19, 2012 3:44pm UTC

First Day of School:
30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 markers, 10 notebooks, 3 binders, 5 book covers, billions of peices of paper, and soo much more.
Middle of March:
1 pencil you found on the ground in science.

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