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  1. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 2:08am UTC
    Interviewer:
    "What's the meanest thing you've ever done?"
    "Once I didn't say
    'bless you'
    when someone sneezed."
    - Liam Payne ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  2. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 2:03am UTC
    Imagine:
    Zayn: "Kiss me."
    You: "What?"
    Zayn: "Huh?"
    You: "What you just said..."
    Zayn: "What did I say?"
    You: "Kiss me."
    Zayn: "Oh, okay."
    *kisses you*

  3. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 1:38am UTC
    Why do we feel safe under blankets?
    As if the murderer is gonna come in and say:
    "I'm gonna ki...-ahh damn! She's under a blanket."

  4. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 1:31am UTC
    I'm trying not to cut.
    I need inspiration.
    It's been 3 days.
    I need it, but I'm resisting.
    I don't know how long I can keep this up for.

  5. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 1:03am UTC
    I need help.
    It's 1 in the morning and I refuse to sleep.
    I've had nightmares every night for two months and I can't take it.
    The same girl haunts my dreams every night.
    Now I'm seeing her even when I'm awake.
    Everywhere I turn, there she is.
    She's just a little girl but she scares the f/ck out of me.
    In the dream when I ask her how she died all she tells me is,
    " Fairydust "
    I don't know what the dreams mean, but I always die in them.
    Then I wake up in a cold sweat
    and feel even more exhausted than when I went to sleep
    I don't know what to do anymore.

  6. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    I'm not asking for a lot. Just someone to hold me until the sun comes up.

  7. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:39am UTC
    I live vicariously through others.
    ...

  8. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:37am UTC
    Rolling off
    the couch
    and crawling
    to my room
    because I'm just
    too lazy to walk
    just me?

  9. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:21am UTC
    Sending fanmail and actually expecting something back.
    The story of my life.

  10. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    As I posted before, I cut my hair.
    Go look, pretty please.
    Comments would be nice!

  11. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    ░░░░
    My friend's brother recently died of cancer.
    I took her with me and we donated our hair to Locks of Love,
    an organization that makes wigs for cancer patients.

    Supporting the cause.

  12. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Ohana
    means family.
    Family means
    Nobody gets
    Left behind
    Or forgotton.
    Lilo & Stitch

  13. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    Am I the only Redneck on Witty?

  14. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    Girls.
    We're like elephants.
    We never forget.

  15. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    As good as you make me feel,
    I wanna make you feel better.
    Better than your fairytales,
    better than your best dreams.
    You're more than everything I need,
    You're all I ever wanted.
    Hunter Hayes, that boy
    .

  16. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    Honestly, I can be a jerk to my dad.
    Impatient. Unkind. Disrespectful. Mean.
    I hope he knows I don't mean any of it.
    I'm trying to make our relationship better.
    I really am. I've changed a lot for the sake of him.
    I have an excellent father.
    His strength makes me stronger.
    He's always there when I need him.
    He was at my kindergarten graduation.
    My first grade play.
    Chorus concerts although I can't sing.
    Even those ceremonies where I didn't get any awards.
    He was always there.
    Standing in the back.
    Video camera in hand.
    Proud smile, dancing upon his face.
    He encourages me to make something out of my life.
    Not to be like my siblings.
    We talk about college almost everything.
    I'm so lucky to have a father like him.
    I'm lucky to have a father at all.
    I never want to lose him. Ever.
    I love you Dad.
    Someday, I hope I have the courage to tell you myself.
    Tell you how much you really mean to me
    and how sorry I am for all these years I've been a terrible daughter. And when I do, I hope you believe me.

  17. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 2:06am UTC
    It's 2am and I'm:
    Watching Trick My Truck reruns
    Eating Honey Nut Cheerios
    Witty, woot!
    A little Facebook
    Google is on One Direction, lovely(:
    Illegally downloading music, woahh we got a bad@ss over hurr
    And reading The Choice by John Green :)
    Multitasking like a boss.
    Do we have a 2am series on our hands?

  18. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    I sing along
    to guitar solos.

  19. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    Katy Perry: Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
    Me: No, I can't say I've ever compared my feelings to a plastic bag.

  20. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    ALL WE REALLY WANT
    IS TO FEEL WANTED.

:)

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