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  1. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    S.W.A.G.
    She Wants A Gentleman

  2. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    The first word you find decribes you.
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    This doesn't lie, I swear.

  3. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 11:32am UTC
    Don't blame gravity
    for falling in love.

  4. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    In need of being rescued,
    All heroes please apply.
    .

  5. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    The blood dripped down the little girl's legs
    as she screamed and pleaded the man to stop.
    He didn't lisen.
    He raised from her limp body as he heard
    a noise from behind him, it was her father.
    No one said a word as he pulled the trigger.
    Her father is pending jail.
    I am one of many in the streets
    screaming for him to be set free.
    He may have killed another human
    being, but he saved his daughter's life.
    Are you with me?
    True story. Spreading awareness.

  6. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    "I can climb a tree like a squirrel. I stopped that along time ago because once I'd get up there I was too afraid to come back down. Here's a tip: Don't climb a tree if once you get there, you're stuck."
    -My 84 year old neighbor.
    .

  7. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 1:23am UTC
    It's 1:30am and I'm:
    Procrastinating, because I really don't wanna do the dishes.
    Witty, obviously.
    Taping pictures of One Direction to a massive dry erase board because I can't afford an actual poster.
    Wishing I was someone else.
    Contemplating making French fries because my tummy is going, "grr....olgrur" and it sounds like a whale.
    Watching Two Fat Ladies because they are honest about their figures, they make food that looks like it's extremely tasty, and they've got killer accents.
    That is all.

  8. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 11:49pm UTC
    Me: I want to lose weight.
    Me: I want to be skinny.
    Me : I want skinny legs.
    Me : I want a flat stomach.
    Me : I want to be thin.
    Me : *sees McDonalds*
    Me : YOLO!

  9. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    Me: It's just a party.
    Dad: And hell is just a sauna.

  10. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    Watching
    The Last Song
    and I knowing
    I'm going to cry.
    .

  11. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:30am UTC
    Pathetic.
    That's what they call me.
    -Format credit to ThatsSoMeee

  12. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    Most times I
    just pretend
    I'm a ball
    of misplaced
    particles.

  13. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    [be'•lieve]
    to have faith in

  14. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    Grow old with me,
    Because honey, that's real love.

  15. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 3:33am UTC
    My name is Sarah,
    I am but three.
    My eyes are swollen,
    I cannot see.
    I must be stupid,
    I must be bad.
    What else could have made,
    My daddy so mad?
    I wish I were better,
    I wish I wasn’t ugly.
    Then maybe my mommy,
    Would still wanna hug me.
    I can't speak at all,
    I can't do a wrong.
    Or else im locked up,
    All day long.
    When I awake I'm all alone,
    The house is dark.
    My folks aren’t home.
    When my mommy does come,
    I'll try and be nice,
    So maybe I'll get just,
    One whipping tonight.
    Don’t make a sound,
    I just heard a car.
    My daddy is back,
    From Charlie’s bar.
    I hear him curse,
    My name he calls.
    I press myself,
    Against the wall.
    I try and hide,
    From his evil eyes.
    I'm so afraid now,
    I'm starting to cry.
    He finds me weeping,
    He shouts ugly words.
    He says it my fault,
    That he suffers at work.
    He slaps and hits me,
    And yells at me more.
    I finally get free,
    And run for the door.
    He's already locked it,
    And I start to bawl.
    He takes me and throws me,
    Against the hard wall.
    I fall to the floor,
    With my bones nearly broken.
    And my daddy continues,
    With more bad words spoken.
    “I'm sorry!" I scream,
    But its now much too late.
    His face has been twisted,
    Into unimaginable hate.
    The hurt and the pain,
    Again and again.
    Oh please, have mercy!
    Oh please let it end!
    And he finally stops,
    And heads for the door.
    While I lay there motionless,
    Sprawled out on the floor.
    My name is Sarah,
    I am but three.
    Tonight my daddy,
    Murdered me.
    .

  16. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 2:57am UTC
    Alyssa Lies
    always makes me cry.

  17. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    Go to the link, laugh, agree, come back, fave.
    http://weheartit.com/entry/28293074
    But only if you Love One Direction.
    Or if you really Hate One Direction.

  18. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 12:01am UTC
    So fellow Wittians, I have a request.
    I told my mom about Witty, she had to know. I'm on constantly.
    Then I told her later about how much I want a kitten.
    She said, "Why don't you ask your witty friends if you deserve a kitten."
    So here it is: Do I deserve a kitten?
    I just want a cuddle buddy who I can play with and love and cherish so I won't be FOREVER ALONE!
    But I also want something to be able to show my parents I'm responsible enough to take care of something.
    Fave for yes, maybe if I get enough faves she'll let me get one! :3

  19. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 3:51am UTC
    To be honest with you guys,
    I check his Facebook every day
    to make sure he's still as
    beautiful
    as he was the day he
    dumped me
    3 years ago.

  20. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 3:18am UTC
    If you say
    "Raise Up Lights"
    is sounds like you're saying
    "Razor Blades"
    in an Australian accent.

:)

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