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  1. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    "Live your dream
    & never wake up."
    - Liam Payne ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    Interviewer: Boobs or bum ?
    Niall: Her heart

    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    "The girls who don't love Niall
    are the girls who don't
    know how to choose a boy."
    - Harry Styles ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    Harry: i would like to fly a plane
    Liam: I'm not flying on that plane

    format credit to OneDirection

  5. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    Interviewer: what is your biggest turn off when it comes to woman?
    Niall: Someone who acts like 'Look at me, i'm so hot'

    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  6. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 8:31am UTC
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  7. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    2 years ago, One Direction
    sang "Viva La Vida" by Coldplay. Last night, Cold Play sang "What Makes you Beautiful"
    by One Direction.
    sorry about the 1D quote, I know they're annoying but this was too sweet.!

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    In a interview
    Selena gomez said "i only like zayn in one direction."
    In another
    interview harry said "i only like justin bieber in jelena."
    NMF/Quote by OneDirection

  9. strawbunny99 strawbunny99
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    If...
    I get 50 faves- I'll talk to him
    If...
    I get 100 faves- I'll ask him to hang out
    If...
    I get 200 faves- I'll ask him out
    And if...
    I get 500 faves- I'll do each one everyday until he says yes
    format by: Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 2:44pm UTC
    Does anyone else
    GET SCARED WHEN A TEXT READS
    "Can I ask you a question?"

  12. Emilyrose13 Emilyrose13
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    ♥--------------------- ---------
    I wonder ,
    What girls like more ?
    Being called hot , or being called beautiful . <3
    favorite for beautiful .
    comment for hot .

  13. Titan4Life Titan4Life
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2009 8:04pm UTC
    Yesterday.
    the quiet kids phone went off in class. After he handed his phone to the
    teacher, a jock who sat in front of him, turned around and said to him,
    "Was that your girlfriend?" He looked the jock right in the eyes and
    replied "No, it was yours". I couldn't stop
    laughing all period.
    ♥MLIA♥

  14. rockandrolllamb rockandrolllamb
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 10:06pm UTC
    Did you know?
    When you snap your fingers,
    the sound is created from your
    middle finger hitting your palm
    – not your thumb rubbing against your index finger.
    >> fave. if you just snapped your fingers :) <<
    fave if you just snapped your fing

  15. Echo_741 Echo_741
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 11:39am UTC
    I'm taking → a survey.
    If you support gay marriage; comment.
    If you are against gay marriage; comment.
    If you want to see a panda on a unicycle juggling pineapples; FAVE.

  16. badwolf* badwolf*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    ♥ this and your nose will automatically
    itch

  17. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    WHEN I SAY I WON'T TELL ANYONE,
    MY BEST FRIEND DOESN'T COUNT.

    N NMF.

  18. xoxocynthia xoxocynthia
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    Imagine
    if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
    -Hello? Mom?
    -No. This is Lady Gaga.

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    What if your pillow
    Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
    You could plug it into your computer
    And watch them over again.

  20. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    Whenever you go to the doctors
    and the doctor asks you what's wrong
    you turn to your mom
    and she explains everything (:
    ♥ Fave if you do too ♥

:)

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