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_jumpthenfallx3
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August 7, 2011 12:43pm UTC

I told my mom that i broke into a homeless mans house...she grounded me.

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caughtinthe_chains
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August 4, 2011 10:08pm UTC

apparently, Twilight is "so popular"
because teenagers can relate to it.
oh yeah, i remember that time
when i was a
vampire

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ilovedance143
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October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC

Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

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伤*
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June 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC

7 reason to date a british boy:
1. His accent
2. Having someone call you love
3. His accent
4. They dress better than american boys
5. His accent
6. They're cuter than american boys
7. His accent
format credit to OneDirection/Quote made by Jill (DON'T STEAL)

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She
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May 20, 2012 10:41am UTC

other girls: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready

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ThatsSoMeee
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May 19, 2012 1:24pm UTC

Thinking about suicide?
Go to a hospital, walk the halls.
Look at the people who fight every day to live.
Their families who are afraid to lose the ones they love.
Look at the doctors who work day and night to save lives.
Don't give up on things that other people fight for...

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mayday
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May 27, 2012 5:12pm UTC

me: *stays home*
parents: why are you so lazy? get off your butt & do something with your life
me: *goes out*
parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people & roaming the streets
me: *eats*
parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
me: *doesn't eat something*
parents: we're getting really concered are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us?
me: *exhales*
parents: DON'T GIVE ME THAT ATTITUDE.

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alimophia
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May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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livelaughlovee16
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June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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darastarring*
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June 8, 2012 7:17pm UTC

I don't forgive people because I'm weak.
I forgive them because I'm strong enough
TO UNDERSTAND THAT EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES.

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almostforever
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June 9, 2012 8:18am UTC

Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay Couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FXCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
Our society is messed up.
notmyformat//tumblr

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yourcool
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June 8, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Dear young girls trying to lose their virginity:
If your age is on the clock, you're too young for the c*ck.

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Daylynn
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June 8, 2012 10:28pm UTC

HEY
I just met you.
& girl you look crazy
Whats your makeup brand?
Crayola maybe?
♡
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yourcool
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June 8, 2012 10:07pm UTC

1. Open fridge. - Nothing to eat.
2. Open cabinets. - Nothing to eat.
3. Lower standards and repeat.

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kelly_Kris_k
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June 8, 2012 4:46pm UTC

Im Really Bored Soo :]
Comment Your Name and ill Write a Sweet Paragraph About you :)
(Comment that u *)Fav and ill Write Which celeb Your name would go Great with and Your Cute Name Together

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yourcool
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June 8, 2012 7:17pm UTC

Question to ask someone who's high:
On a scale of 1 to 10 what is your favorite color in the alphabet?

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yourcool
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June 8, 2012 5:16pm UTC

when i turn 18 and my parents try to get me to do something
I'll just be like "Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf."

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Buki
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June 8, 2012 4:37pm UTC

Hey, did it hurt?
What, when I fell from heaven? Why yes it did.
No. I mean when you were
blasted through the asphalt
being hurled out of hell.
notmyformat.notmyquote

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yourcool
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June 8, 2012 8:27pm UTC

There's this app on my phone
that makes me look ugly. It's called "Camera."

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yourcool
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June 8, 2012 10:28pm UTC

They should print books with
glow-in-the-dark ink so you can read at night.

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