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Member Since: 11 Jun 2011 10:45pm

Last Seen: 2 Aug 2014 12:07am

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user id: 181988

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  1. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    my new favorite song is middle finger by cobra starship! it rocks!! ☺

  2. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 12:56pm UTC
    jingle ball 2011was awesome!!!! i can't talk. :)
    (in philly)

  3. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    so today we got our advent angels/secret santas and i asked the boys in my class who had me and this kid that i got with started blushing and was like not me.... and then this kid was like well you can just give her your spit again...and we both just stood there awkwardly....

  4. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 8:34pm UTC
    DON'T WALK INTO THAT BUILDING!!!
    the sprinklers might go off!

  5. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 8:32pm UTC
    love is like war:
    easy to begin.....but very hard to stop
    nmq

  6. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    i couldn't find any hand soap, so i used conditioner and now my hands are so smooth AND they smell good! ☻

  8. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    i know this is terrible but.....
    i absolutly positvely HATE when people play the pitty game. like i dont give a rat's poop!
    ugh...people!

  9. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 1:06pm UTC
    "We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find."
    -unknown
    nmq

  10. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 12:47pm UTC
    "If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button."
    -Sam Levonson

  11. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 11:03am UTC
    This is an eye test!
    Look for the LOWER case "L" LLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
    Now look for the "N". This is really hard. MMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMM
    Now look for the mistake. ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWXYZ
    ... ... ... Now wish for something you really want after the countdown! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2,
    1..... Now close your eyes and make a wish**********.
    ************************
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    Now put this as your quote and your wish will come true. You have 19 minutes! Or

  12. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 11:54pm UTC
    "test ur tongue" ;)
    find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    *find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    *Once youve found the "b" Find The Mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once You've Found The Mistake Find the 1
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1III
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999699999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    once you've found the 6... Find the N (it's hard!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMNMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    once you've found the N... Find the Q...
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Find the i
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllI
    now, make 2 wishes!
    *~*they will come true!!!!!! *~*
    As soon as u made ur two wishes repost this as "test ur tongue" ;)
    if u don't ur wishes wont come true! :(
    You got twenty minutes Hurry

  13. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 11:40pm UTC
    LIVING YOUNG AND WILD AND FREE!!!!
    MY FAVE SONG!!! ITS SO FUN!

  14. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 11:32pm UTC
    1) Hold your breath.
    2) like this quote.
    3)Put this as your quote. (While holding your breath)
    4) If you were holding your breath the whole time, You are a good kisser.

  15. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 11:25pm UTC
    pro-life ♥
    fave if you respect ALL life.

  16. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 10:09pm UTC
    10 favorites
    • Favorite Color: pink
    • Favorite Food: idk....thats a hard question.
    • Favorite Singer: taylor swift
    • Favorite Show: idk a lot probs tosh.o
    • Favorite Sport: field hockey :)
    • Favorite Season: fall/winter like that change in between the 2
    • Favorite Day Of the Week: thursday or friday
    • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: mint chocolate chip
    • Favorite Time of Day: sleeping/at night
    9 currents
    • Current Mood: tired/bored
    • Current Taste: coca cola i thought coke would be misunderstood
    • Current Clothes: P.J's
    • Current Computer: dell
    • Current Finger/Toenail polish: clear/none
    • Current Time: 10:07
    • Current Surroundings: My computer room
    • Current Annoyance(s): Brother/mom
    • Current Thought: thi survey
    8 Firsts
    • First Best Friend: Samantha D.
    • First crush this school year: ****
    • First Screen Name: mjoyce5598
    • First Pet: fish
    • First Piercing: Ear
    • First Thing You Did Today: went out with my friend
    • First Thing You Ate Today: lucky charms:)
    • First School: saint pauls
    7 Lasts
    • Last Food Consumption: elio's pizza
    • Last Car Ride: hour ago
    • Last Text Message: no phone...yet getting one for christmas
    • Last Movie Watched: school of rock
    • Last Item Bought: mozterella sticks
    • Last Song Played: ours by taylor swift
    • Last Website You Were On: Witty
    6 Have You Evers
    • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: yes
    • Have You Ever Broken the Law: idk probs
    • Have You Ever Been Arrested: No
    • Have You Ever Been on TV: yes :)
    •Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass Door: Yes
    • Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: Yes
    5 Places You've Been To
    • New York(city)
    • Pennsylvania
    • New Jersey
    • niagrara falls/Canada
    • Baltimore
    4 Things
    • You're Wearing: sweatpants and a sweatshirt
    • You Did Last Night: had a family dinner party
    • What Can You Hear Right Now: music. carrie underwood
    • You Can't Live Without: Family vmk/friends
    3 People You Can Tell Anything To
    • Virginia
    • Tara
    •Kaeleigh
    2 Choices
    • 1.hot dog or cheese burger: cheese burger....hot dogs=gross
    • 2. hot or cold: cold( i like warm, comfy clothes and snuggling!!)
    1 Love
    him♥

  17. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 10:15pm UTC
    ONE MONTH TIL CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO CHRISTMAS MUSIC FOR THE PAST WEEK.....I CAN'T WAIT!!!!

  18. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years. advice...
    WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD: -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU! WHEN SHE ACTS SHY: -SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU: - CHASE HER WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS: - KISS HER WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES: - HOLD HER TIGHT WHEN SHE IS SILENT: - SHE'S THINKING OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU: - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION! WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY: - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST: - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU: - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!! WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING: -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS WHEN SHE'S SCARED: -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOME THINGS THE MATTER: - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND: - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD: -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
    Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will too!!!

  19. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 12:04pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    that moment when
    you know you have a million hair-ties and when you desperately need one.....you can't find one
    story of my life

:)

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