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  1. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    Parents' mentality:
    I'm in a bad mood, so I'll go yell at the kids to make sure they're in a bad mood too.

  2. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    The other day I was at the park sitting on the bench and this 10 year old boy with special needs comes up and sits by me and just starts talking. He talked differently and wasn't all there. I just listened and he told me jokes and I laughed because they were funny. He was showing me tricks he learned and told me about his day. Something about being with him made me feel like I belonged. He didn't judge me and he didn't care what I looked like. I talked to him a little bit and he had this huge smile on his face. He was the happiest boy in the world even though he had special needs. His personality made him so special. All of a sudden his mother came and told me that she was looking for him and apologized for him bothering me. I told her that he didn't bother me at all he actually made my day better. I told her that he is so special and one of a kind. Your son made my day a while lot better and he have me hope. Then she said well I honestly never saw my son smile as big as he is now. Everyone judges him and no one gets to know him he gets teased everyday. Then she looked at me straight in the eyes and said you know what amazes me. He never let's it bother him and he is nice to everybody. But you talking to him and treating him with respect means a lot to me. Im so glad theirs still people like you out in this world. She asked for my numberso I could go over one day and play with him. That day I met a new friend and he gives me hope and changed my life

  3. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    Waitress: Enjoy your meal.
    Me: You too.
    Me: I can never come back here.

  4. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 10:31am UTC
    You're: You are.
    Your: It belongs to you.
    They're: They are.
    Their: It belongs to them
    There: A place.
    We're: We are.
    Were: Past tense of are.
    Where: A place.
    Then: A point in time.
    Than: Method of comparison.
    Two: The number 2.
    To: Indicates motion.
    Too: Also/Excessively.
    It's really not
    that hard

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    "why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    first day of school
    walking into class , seeing who is in it , & thinking
    " you've got to be kidding "

  8. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 10:55am UTC
    WHEN CHASE TEXTED ZOEY SAYING I LOVE YOU AND HER PHONE WAS LEFT ON THE FOUNTAIN AND IT VIBRATED AND FELL IN, I'M STILL MAD

  9. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I was supposed to get
    hot this summer

  10. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 10:57am UTC
    Eating chocolate chip cookie dough icecream and watching a walk to remember
    I would say it's a productive morning


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Princess* Princess*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 11:45am UTC
     
    I dont want a serious relationship: i'm a teenager. I want someone who i can act like complete idiot around, that we can spend hours just talking about the most pointless things. I want someone who makes me laugh and who i can plan stupid things with that'll never happen. Because I'm sick of seeing these movies with the girl falling in love with the perfect boy. Who wants perfect? I want adventure. I want someone i can tell my secerets too and waste my weekend with and act like we're 5 years old again. I wanna have fun.
     

  13. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 6:23am UTC
    me: I should go shower now.
    (five minutes later)
    (another five minutes later)
    (yet another five minutes later)
    (more five minute intervals)
    someone: (goes into the bathroom)
    me:Wow f*ck you I was JUST about to go take a shower.

  14. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 1:16pm UTC
    Customer: Excuse me, I think your ice machine's broken.
    Squidward: Keep looking... Maybe you'll find someone who cares.

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    why would there be 99 bottles of beer
    on the wall in the first place

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    if i were famous i would literally just tour around
    the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i'd wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i'd walk up behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it'd be me and they'd be like omg and then i'd say "no one will ever believe you" and i'd just sprint off into the moonlight

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 9:21am UTC
    There's usually 3 reasons to why a girls mood changes from happy to silent ;
    o1.She's jealous.
    o2.She has a problem.
    o3.She's hurt.
    Pay attention.

  18. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 12:03am UTC
    Single***
    ***with experiance

  19. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    my mom: you need to do your homework
    me: in a world full of the word yes i'm here to scream no

  20. kittehhh kittehhh
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    "A person's a person, no matter how small."

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