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  1. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 1:52pm UTC
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  2. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 11:56am UTC
    when you're weary feeling small when tears are in your eyes i will dry them off
    i'm on your side
    when times get rough and friends just can't be found like a bridge over troubled water
    i will lay me down

  3. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 12:03am UTC
    why can't I be skinny?
    that's all I want.

  4. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 1:05am UTC
    it's better to feel pain than nothing at all.

  5. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 11:34pm UTC
    that awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it refrigerator.

  6. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 10:23pm UTC
    I guess everybody's got their way of moving on

  7. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    Be careful who you call your friends.
    I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

  8. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 1:22am UTC
    you've been on my mind
    I grow fonder every day
    lose myself in time just thinking of your face

  9. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 1:18am UTC
    the opposite of love's indifference

  10. mj13 mj13
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    March 31, 2013 1:13am UTC

  11. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    I love you
    Yeah i know! Everyone does!
    ... ... ... ... ...
    - Boy:
    Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.
    - Girl:
    Oh...but am I only your friend?
    - Boy:
    No...you're my girlfriend...why?
    - Girl:
    So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love
    anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more
    each and everyday.
    - Girl:
    - Boy:
    So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
    - Girl:
    - Boy:
    I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
    - Boy:
    Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
    - Girl:
    Ok. What time do you get off?
    - Boy:
    In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20
    hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
    - Boy:
    One of my co-workers called in sick.
    - Girl:
    Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
    - Boy:
    Yeah! and babe?
    - Girl:
    - Boy:
    I love you.
    - Girl:
    I love you too!
    - Boy:
    Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
    - Girl:
    Ok bye.
    - Boy:
    2 hours later...
    The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
    - Girl:
    Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
    - Boy:
    Wassup...you ready?
    - Girl:
    Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
    - Boy:
    They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head
    to the car but before she got into the car...
    - Boy:
    Wait! Can I blind fold you?
    - Girl:
    - Boy:
    Its a suprise.
    - Girl:
    What kind of suprise?
    - Boy:
    A big one.
    - Girl:
    Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
    - Boy:
    I promise.
    - Girl:
    Ok blind fold me...
    So they drove off...........and then they stoped.
    - Boy:
    Ok we're here!
    - Boy:
    Wait let me walk you to the place!
    - Girl:
    What place?
    - Boy:
    Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
    - Girl:
    The boy walks her to the place.
    - Boy:
    Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
    - Girl:
    Where are we?
    He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at
    same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
    - Girl:
    Omg...(tears come down)
    - Boy:
    Why are you crying?
    - Girl:
    This is where you first asked me out...
    - Boy:
    What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says
    that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
    - Girl:
    (tears come down faster)
    - Boy:
    I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
    - Girl:
    Get up!
    - Boy:
    - Girl:
    (kisses him)
    - Boy:
    Is that a yes or a no?
    - Girl:
    If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life!
    If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you
    want it to!
    You have 3 mintues to repost this
    just thought it was cute:)

  12. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    Girl: hey
    Boy: Uhm? Hi
    Girl: Whats Up?
    Boy: Nothing Is there a reason Your talking to Me?
    Girl: Well I Sort Of like You. ...
    ... Boy: ???
    Girl: Do You like Me back?
    Boy: Well Uhm Your 4 years younger then Me.
    Girl: Oh.
    Girl: Okay Well I gtg.
    Boy: Bye.
    2 Weeks later.The Boy Saw the girl On the News, she hung herself. She left a Note that Said "Age Shouldn't matter. I Will Always Love You." 1 Week later The boy Was On the news he hung himself to but he Wrote On the Wall And Said "I Was Wrong, Age Shouldn't Matter. You Were right. I Love You Forever And Always." If you believe that age shoudn't matter.
    #REPOST this .... Or tonight the boy and the girl Will be Standing by Your bed..Or u will loose the one youu love

  13. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    This Is Called The Eye Test!
    Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:
    Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard!
    Now Find The Mistake:
    Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!
    10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
    Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!
    ****** *** *** ****** *** ******
    Now post this again.
    Your Wish Will Come True!
    You Have 19 Minutes!
    Or What You Wished For Will Be The

  14. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    When you carry a Bible,
    the devil gets a headache.
    When you open it, he collapses.
    When he sees you reading it, he faints.
    When he sees you living it, he flees.
    And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you.
    I just defeated him.
    Favorite, copy & paste (JOCKED THIS) this if you're in God's army nmq

  15. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    I am 70% obsessed with my looks
    I own:
    [x] hair straightener
    [x] curling iron
    [x] mousse
    [x] hairspray
    [] gel
    [x] other sprays
    [x] bobby pins
    [x] hair clips
    [x] hair ties
    [x] round barrel brush
    [x] blow dryer
    [x] mirror
    [] I have dyed my hair
    [] I have/had highlights
    TOTAL: 11
    Eyes: I own
    [x] black eyeliner
    [x] other color eyeliner
    [] eye shadow
    [x] mascara
    [] fake eyelashes
    [x] eyelash curler
    [] eye shimmer
    [] contacts
    [] stunna shades
    [x] eye makeup remover
    TOTAL: 5
    Lips/Teeth: I own
    [x] clear lip gloss
    [x] red or pink lip gloss
    [x] lipstick
    [x] chap stick
    [] lip plumper
    [x] electric toothbrush
    [x] teeth whitener
    [] more than 15 lip glosses
    [x] toothpaste
    TOTAL: 7
    Complexion/Overall Face: I own
    [x] blush
    [x] moisturizer
    [x] face wash
    [] bronzer
    [x] makeup remover
    [x] face wipes
    [x] powder
    [x] cover up
    TOTAL: 7
    [x]nail polish/varnish
    [x] filer
    [x] nail clipper
    [x] nail buffer
    [] cuticle remover
    [] nail hardener
    [] nail brush
    [] fake nails
    [x] nail scissors
    TOTAL: 5
    Now multiply your number by 2
    Then repost as I am % obsessed with my looks

  16. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    Fact-90% of people marry their 7th - 12th grade love.
    ♥ Since you have read this, you will be told good
    news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts

  17. mj13 mj13
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    February 11, 2012 4:03pm UTC
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  18. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    7th - 12th grade love <3
    Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
    If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.

  19. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    i hate the dullness of these weekend.....can't wait for the formats to be back:)

  20. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    Hey you...yeah, I mean you. If you have taken a minute to read this... God has seen YOU struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If you believe in God… drop everything and re-post it. ♥


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