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  1. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 11:41am UTC
    squidward: who cares about the customer?!?!
    spongebob: (gasp) squ-idward!
    spongebob: the poineers rode these babies for miles!!! (hugging the bolder)
    the krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and me!!!
    I LOVE SPONGEBOB!!! hehehe

  2. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 6:31pm UTC
    WHAT EVERY KISS MEANS ♥
    -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
    -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
    -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
    -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
    -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
    -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
    -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
    -Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
    -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
    -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
    -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
    -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
    -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
    ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Advice;
    Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in Love.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Requirements;
    Post this again after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
    missing will surprise you
    nmq nmf

  4. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    why boys go out with girls.
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you
    nmf/nmq

  5. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 12:00pm UTC
    -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
    -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
    -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
    -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
    -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
    -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
    -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
    -Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
    -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
    -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
    -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
    -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
    -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
    ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Advice;
    Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in Love.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Requirements;
    Post this again after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
    missing will surprise you

  6. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 1:40pm UTC
    my letter is J
    something i like: juice
    something i dislike: juicy couture
    something i love: jerseylicious (tv show)
    something i hate: jerks

  7. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    I wish I
    went to phineas and ferb's school

  8. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:48pm UTC
    kissing test<3
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

  9. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    i still go on stardoll sometimes just to fake go shopping even though i have no money

  10. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 10:10pm UTC
    the awkward moment
    when you start laughing while a teacher is yelling at you and they ask whats so funny and you just sit there thinking do i answer or just sit here

  11. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:41pm UTC
    Calling her FAKE wont make you REAL
    Calling her DUMB wont make you SMART
    Calling her WEAK wont make you STRONG
    Calling her UGLY wont make you BEAUTIFUL
    Calling her MEAN wont make you NICE
    Calling her FAT wont make you SKINNY
    Calling her RUDE wont make you POLITE

  12. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    Please read-true story (not me)
    I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
    The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
    The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
    Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
    The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
    Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
    The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
    Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
    'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
    She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
    I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
    But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now.
    I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
    His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God.
    Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
    My heart nearly stopped.
    The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet.
    I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
    Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing.
    He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
    'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
    Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
    I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
    Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
    'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.'
    I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it.
    There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
    The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
    Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll,
    so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
    'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much.
    But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
    'My mommy loves white roses.'
    A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
    I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
    I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
    Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago,
    which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
    The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state.
    The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
    Was this the family of the little boy?
    Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
    I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
    She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
    I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.
    The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
    And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
    Now you have 2 choices:
    1) Repost this message, or
    2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

  13. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    I own:
    Hair
    [x ] straightener
    [x] curling iron
    [x] mousse
    [x] hair spray
    [x] gel
    [ x] other sprays
    [x] bobby pins
    [x ] round barrel brush
    [x] blow dryer
    [x] mirror
    [ ] you have dyed your hair
    [ ] you have or had highlights
    Total: 10
    Eyes
    [x] black eyeliner
    [x ] other color eyeliner
    [x] eye shadow
    [x] mascara
    [ ] fake eyelashes
    [x] eyelash curler
    [x] eye shimmer
    [ ] colored contacts
    [x ] sunglasses
    [x ] eye makeup remover
    [] olive oil
    Total so far: 18
    Lips/Teeth
    [x ] clear lip gloss
    [ x] red or pink gloss
    [x ] lip stick
    [x] chap stick
    [] lip plumper
    [x] electric toothbrush
    [x] teeth whitener
    [] lip liner
    [ ] more than 15 lip glosses
    [x] toothpaste
    Total so far: 25
    Complexion/Overall face
    [x] blush
    [x] moisturizer
    [x] face wash
    [x] bronzer
    [x] makeup remover
    [x] face wipes
    [] powder
    [x] cover up
    Total so far: 32
    Nails
    [x] nail polish
    [x] filer
    [x] nail clipper
    [x ] nail buffer
    [ ] cuticle remover
    [ ] nail hardener
    [ ] nail brush
    [ ] Fake nails
    [x] nail scissors
    Overall Total: 37
    Now multiply your overall total by 2
    Then, repost as I am _% obsessed with my looks
    74% obsessed with looks
    nmf

  14. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 11:55pm UTC
    The Office Quotes
    Michael: I think that if i were allergic to dairy i'd kill myself

  15. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 11:50pm UTC
    The Office Quotes #1
    Dwight:Someone forged medical information and thats a felony!
    Jim: ok Whoa! all right cause thats a pretty intense accusation. how do you know that they are fake??
    Dwight: Uh, Leprosy, flesh eating bacteria, hot dog fingers, government created killer nano robot infection

  16. mj13 mj13
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 10:50pm UTC
    the days we're so crazy
    people think we're high
    the days we're so bored
    we laugh till we cry
    the inside jokes
    and remember whens
    that's why they call us BEST FRIENDS!!!
    I LOVE MY FRIENDS!! VMK FOREVER!!

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