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Miluiel*
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February 20, 2013 5:38pm UTC

Today I saw a squirrel that actually ran across the road without stopping.
Without stopping.
Without stopping.

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 8:41pm UTC

She saved everyone
||||||||||| ,but couldn't save herself

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kristabff
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 7:31pm UTC

I am so awkward and ugly.
My facial features don't mix. My words don't come out correctly. My life is so jumbled up you may as well just call me a mashed potato.

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sammy*
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Just because i can't sing, doesn't mean i wont sing.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 2:17pm UTC

if you're looking for a sign not to kill yourself tonight, this is it.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:25pm UTC

criss-cross
apple-sauce
the scars sit
on my skin
tick-tock
goes the clock
a countdown
from within
kpk

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capsized*
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 6:41pm UTC

so he calls me up and he’s like “i still love you” and i’m like “wait are you joe, taylor, lucas, john, cory, toby, jake, zac, garrett, eddie, conor, patrick, or harry?”

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 8:41pm UTC

I passed a real gentleman in Boston a few weeks ago.
Dude (into cellphone): I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR F//CKING JAW. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR F//CKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK--hold on, give me a second. There's a lady walking by.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Every book
you've ever read
is just a different combination
of 26 letters.
Weird, isn't it?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 8:19pm UTC

how
can you face your
problem if your
problem is your face
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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mirandadinoto
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 5:55pm UTC

I really hate it whe
I'm twirling my pen
and I accidentally let
go of it and it flies
halfway across the
globe.
-mine.

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mirandadinoto
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 6:24pm UTC

I don't know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly I am.
-mine.

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mirandadinoto
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 6:29pm UTC

me: omg I'm so sleepy. when i get home i will sleep forever.
at home: *goes on witty*
me: what's sleep
-mine.

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mirandadinoto
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 6:22pm UTC

there are mean parents,
and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night.
-mine.

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mirandadinoto
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 6:18pm UTC

My milkshake bring all the boys to the yard and they're like can i have some and I'm like no f*ck off what do you think this is, a charity?
-mine.

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