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  1. xoericaaxo xoericaaxo
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 8:42am UTC
    When I have money to go to the mall,h
    {I find nothing}
    but when I go to the
    mall with no money,
    [I find everything]
    not mine;)

  2. Todaywillbedifferent98 Todaywillbedifferent98
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 12:11am UTC
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    I just love it when
    I hear lyrics that totally
    apply to my current
    situation.
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  3. xoholdmeforeverxo xoholdmeforeverxo
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 9:20am UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN
    your boyfriend weighs LESS THAN YOU.

  4. kellyyy9398 kellyyy9398
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 9:05am UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you're in McDonalds and an emo person orders a happy meal...

  5. silje_x3 silje_x3
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 12:42pm UTC
    fave if you didn't know that
    you can type fb.com for short


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 2:25pm UTC
    BEFORE b-e-f-o-r-e
    not "B4"
    we speak english not bingo.

  8. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 2:25pm UTC
    we all have that friend
    who we greet with an insult.♥

  9. kaciexoxrose kaciexoxrose
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 12:18am UTC
    & i'm scared once
    you start liking me i'll
    no longer like you.

  10. Never_Give_Up_x3 Never_Give_Up_x3
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 12:19am UTC
    I want a best friend
    that won't replace me
    when our friendship hits a bump in the road.

  11. rms18 rms18
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 12:14am UTC
    That Awkward Moment When...
    Your Crush calls your sibling cute ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  12. emilycrowne emilycrowne
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    I'm insecure, i break things. I don't have the, latest fashions. I don't have , perfect hair. I make mistakes, but that's just me.
    notmyformat♥

  13. babe416 babe416
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    Hearing a Police siren, turning to your firend and saying" What did you do this time?"
    nmf
    all mine

  14. youmakemecrazy youmakemecrazy
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    I hate boys who think
    They can get ANY girl.

  16. iblamehollywoodx3 iblamehollywoodx3
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 3:10pm UTC
    saying brb,
    just because you don't wanna talk.

  17. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 11:16am UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you start telling a story & realize no one's listening
    » so you slowly fade out & pretend you never said anything

  18. x0xbittersweetx0x x0xbittersweetx0x
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 10:40am UTC
    That awkward moment when ...
    Kid : *Shows parents 47% on Math test*
    Mom : A 47! .
    Kid : You don't understand.! Everyone failed that test.!
    Dad : How many people do you consider everyone?!
    Kid : Me and my best friend .? Duhh! *Leaves the room.*
    Mom: * to Dad *We really need to buy her a dictionary so she can look up what EVERYONE . means.
    My houseee :] ♥

  19. annabanana15 annabanana15
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 10:51am UTC
    I hate when
    I see like eight year olds
    Shopping in Hollister
    nmf

  20. im_a_angry_bird im_a_angry_bird
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 5:10pm UTC
    that feeling you get
    when you finally understand something in math. ♥

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