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ellie 🌸* · 1 decade ago
I went out with ur grandma because i was in the mood lol xD
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anitaki32 · 1 decade ago
I fell in love with a creepy doll because I'm sexy
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illgiveyouablackeye* · 1 decade ago
I left the country with a drug dealer because I hate my life x)
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whoisshe · 1 decade ago
I hate old socks because my friends told me too
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gowitty1 · 1 decade ago
i went out wth a dog bc im beautiful(my moms) O_O
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gowitty1 · 1 decade ago
i ran naked with a hobo because my friends told me 2(my sisters one)
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gowitty1 · 1 decade ago
i need your mom because its fun
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FabandFunny · 1 decade ago
I kissed a clown because my friends told me too.
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Jojoloving1 · 1 decade ago
I hate no one, because my friends told me to.
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alisha* · 1 decade ago
I went out with Taylor Lautner because I'm sexy. XD
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partyunicorn · 1 decade ago
i need a hobo because i smell bad. nice.
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ShmeXyLlamAs · 1 decade ago
I kissed Justin Beiber because I hate myself......LOL
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Average_girl · 1 decade ago
I hate vacuum cleaner because im sexy.
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Clazza · 1 decade ago
I shaved a bag of maggots because I love to
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whereismymind · 1 decade ago
I need a bowl of cereal because my friends told me too.
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Snoopygirl · 1 decade ago
i slept with a monkey because i hate my life
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instance77 · 1 decade ago
I kissed a creepy doll because I hate my life.
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*_* · 1 decade ago
I killed a clown because I hate my life.
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luvmeplz · 1 decade ago
I left the country with Justin Bieber because I love to.
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ZombiexEater* · 1 decade ago
I slept with a clown, because I hate my life
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