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  1. ghostinthemachine ghostinthemachine
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    y o u d o n ' t n e e d w a t e r t o f e e l l i k e y o u ' r e d r o w n i n g.

  2. melodythemaster melodythemaster
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 7:21pm UTC
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  3. The Sleeping Wallflower* The Sleeping Wallflower*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 7:59pm UTC
    that depressing moment when you finished that addictive book.... in 2 days' time.

  4. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    "God Karen, you are so stupid! I can't go to Taco Bell, I'm on an all carb diet"
    -Mean Girls

  5. invisableme13 invisableme13
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    You pulled me close
    your hands on my hips
    even with just one kiss
    i can`t forget your lips

  6. ElmosWhoree* ElmosWhoree*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    I could have all the attention from anyone in the world, but it wouldn't matter to me. Because the only attention I want is yours..

  7. LostUntilTheEnd LostUntilTheEnd
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 8:16pm UTC
    Does anyone else have that one song that makes them automatically cry once they hear it?

  8. ✨Clueless✨* ✨Clueless✨*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    I talked to real human today. It was the scariest thing ever

  9. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    My brother went to the river and on the way back he said a deer ran up to him and went "BLEHHBLEHH" in his face

  10. twistedlovexox twistedlovexox
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    But if you woulda manned up
    Put your hand up
    Stand up
    Tell me how you really felt

  11. ShmeXyLlamAs ShmeXyLlamAs
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 10:20am UTC
    Well.
    My first week of school over and done with. It was hard, too hard.
    Nah I'm just kidding you.
    I was off for 3 days with a migrain watching netflix with black tea.
    Life is good.

  12. deathangle deathangle
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 1:03am UTC
    LOVE?

  13. teenagedramaqueen teenagedramaqueen
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 1:01am UTC
    Every girl wants what they can't have...

  14. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    The day I learn to fly,
    I am never coming back here.

  15. *Dirtbag* *Dirtbag*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 11:10pm UTC
    Has anyone else ever covered there hands in glue and peel it when its dry or is that just me?

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 10:45pm UTC
    please never tell little girls that boys are being mean to them because they like them. that boy might very well like her, but she shouldn't be learning to see any kind of mistreatment or bullying as being a positive display of feelings. before you know it she'll be fifteen and dating a dou/chebag who treats her like crap, but she'll think it's okay, because he's being mean to her because he likes her.

  17. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    When I was like 12 I used to hate one really bit.chy and annoying girl
    from our class so I sent her a text "you will die in 7 days" during a class and
    she burst into tears and her mom went to police and I was so scared so I
    flushed my phone down the toilet

  18. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    God created the world in 7 days
    well it took 9 months to create me so clearly I’m a big deal

  19. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    we should be
    allowed to submit our favorite selfie for school yearbook photos
    instead of having to do picture day.

  20. lautnerlover98 lautnerlover98
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    What do boy even find attractive about boobs? They are literally a ball of fat on a girls chest. Like if you can love me for the fat on my chest why cant you love me for the fat on my stomach?

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