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1. seafoam*
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2016 2:56pm UTC
   “
   Human relationships were strange. I mean, you were with one person a while, eating and sleeping and living with them, loving them, talking to them, going places together, and then it stopped.
   —Charles Bukowski
   ”
   
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2. Kalliefornia
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2013 5:04pm UTC
   whenever you feel like criticizing anyone,
   just remember that all the people in this world
   haven't had the advantages that you've had
   - the great gatsby
   
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3. ilovemikaylaandmelissa
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 2:08pm UTC
   We Were Given Middle Names
   To know when we're in trouble
   
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4. Juliiiaaaxox
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 3:00pm UTC
   blacklace
   When people say "10 years ago"
   I think about the 90's, not 2002.
   nmf nmq
   blacklace
   
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5. Bravosierra*
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 1:58pm UTC
   How to make a Unicorn.
   1. Find a rhino .
   2. Find Edward Cullen.
   3. Have Edward bite the Rhino.
   4. Now the transition is complete. This unicorn has horns, is pale, and sparkles.
   
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6. _to_the_kids_who
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 4:38pm UTC
   Plot twist: the queen reveals that the Olympics is actually the Hunger Games and all the countries are pitted against each other.
   nmq
   
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7. JustAnotherWittyGuy
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 7:10pm UTC
   Ugly girls are like unicorns
   They don't exist.
   
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8. TVQuotes
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 1:28pm UTC
   Spongebob #6
   *in a huge mattress store.*
   Spongebob: I've never seen so many mattresses.
   Patrick: Yeah.
   Spongebob: How many do you think there are?
   Patrick: *Looks around* ...... Ten.
   Spongebob: Cool
   Follow me I follow back~
   
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9. JustAnotherWittyGuy
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 12:49pm UTC
   Million dollar Idea:
   Chocolate nerds called Urkels
   when you get it... I follow back ^.^
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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10. ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    The worst type of crying is the silent one
    The one when everyone is asleep.
    The one where you feel it in your throat ,
    and your eyes become blurry from the tears.
    The one where you just want to scream.
    The one where you have to hold your breath
    and grab your stomach to keep quiet.
    The one where you can't breath anymore.
    The one that you realize that the person that
    meant the most to you,
    is gone...
    
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11. ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    Before you kiss me
    -Grab my waist
    -Pull me closer to your body
    -Look into my eyes
    -Look at my lips while biting your lip
    -Look back into my eyes again
    -Grab my face gently
    -Then slowly lean in & kiss me
    It will drive me crazy, I promise.
    
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12. Steve
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 9:36am UTC
    You die twice.
    Once when your physical body dies and once more when your name is spoken for the last time.
    
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13. yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    a wh*re is like the first slice of bread in a loaf
    everybody touches it, but nobody wants it..
    
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14. AustinH
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    It's a beautiful night,
    We're looking for something dumb to do.
    Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you.♥
    
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15. yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    When I'm in the shower I let the water
    run down my arms so it looks like I'm shooting water out of my fingertips.
    s.
    
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16. yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    Trying to act natural around cops,
    even when you did nothing wrong.
    
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    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 7:45pm UTC
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    I'm fine.
    
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18. azncutiepie
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    That moment when
    someone jokes about one of your insecurities & you have to pretend like it didn't bother you.
    
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19. yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    Buy a hamster.
    Name it Virginity.
    Lose the hamster.
    Close enough.
    
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20. yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    I don’t care how old I am,
    when I see a bubble, I will hunt it down and kill it.
    
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