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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. iloveguyswithdimps5 iloveguyswithdimps5
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 10:16am UTC
    Dear Mother Nature,
    I'd like to return my monthly gift.
    Sincerely,
    99.9% of women

  3. kaitlinsaraa kaitlinsaraa
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 2:30pm UTC
    You're annoying.
    Go plank. in traffic.

  4. Emmylovesyou Emmylovesyou
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 11:35am UTC
    My Sleeping Pattern
    is officially screwed when school starts.

  5. forgottenkidxxx forgottenkidxxx
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 8:22pm UTC
     I Love to sleep
     Because my life has the tendency
    To fall apart
    While Im awake /:
    ♥ My Quote ♥
     
     
     

  6. Belladixie17 Belladixie17
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    The awkward moment when your teacher makes a joke
    in class and no one
    laughs.

  7. skinnyjeansyay skinnyjeansyay
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    Aw, what happened?
    Did you wish for a dick and become one instead?

  8. Lexigirl1030 Lexigirl1030
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice why did I go back? <|3


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. juicylouisprada juicylouisprada
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    I Am
    W ho I Am.
    Your approval wasn't needed.

  11. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 7:10pm UTC
    all i want is a boy
    who will go to the ends of the earth, just to see a smile on my face. ♥

  12. bizzeybeatsxo350 bizzeybeatsxo350
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    9 Things I Hate About Everyone
    1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
    2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
    5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
    7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
    8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do that's longer?
    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

  13. luckylady11 luckylady11
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 8:17pm UTC
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  14. shmobillionaires1 shmobillionaires1
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 4:33pm UTC
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  15. xwritesomelovex xwritesomelovex
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    All of his P R O M I S E S were as F A K E as the new girl, he's with...

  16. Bucketkiaad33 Bucketkiaad33
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    Fav if you've e ver!
    1) Got attacked by a unicorn
    2) Had a pet dinosaur
    3) Died
    4) Put on socks
    Notmyformat.

  17. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 9:49pm UTC
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  18. just_dont_understand just_dont_understand
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 10:38am UTC
    "did you know. . .
    the alphabet only has 21 letters?
    oh wait i forgot
    U R A Q T

  19. klfdforlife klfdforlife
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    SOFTBALL
    Where you study signs more than you study for school.

  20. softballfreakk3 softballfreakk3
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2011 7:20pm UTC
    i don't want him to say i'm perfect.
    i want him to see my imperfections, but stick around anyway. ♥

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