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Emmylovesyou

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Member Since: 3 Aug 2011 04:59pm

Last Seen: 18 Aug 2013 04:37pm

user id: 203204

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  1. Emmylovesyou Emmylovesyou
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    I hope Snooki doesn't have problems delivering her baby. She'd hate to hear the Doctor say
    "We have a little situation here."

  2. Emmylovesyou Emmylovesyou
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 11:26pm UTC
    Wondering why...
    Jenna Marbles doesn't have her own reality T.V show yet.

  3. Emmylovesyou Emmylovesyou
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 12:32am UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. Emmylovesyou Emmylovesyou
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    bestfriend: I'm gonna get a camel tattoo on my big toe so that way i'll have a camel toe.
    me: OMFG THIS IS WHY WE'RE FRIENDS.

  5. Emmylovesyou Emmylovesyou
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    I just found Niall's tumblr...
    omg♥

  6. Emmylovesyou Emmylovesyou
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    Y OLO

    You Obiously Lack Originality
    *nmf

  7. Emmylovesyou Emmylovesyou
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    Smash or pass?
    Smash.
    AWWW(:
    Your face into a brick wall.
    Oh.

  8. Emmylovesyou Emmylovesyou
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    Wake up in the middle of the night to pee:
    Avoid all mirrors.
    Airplane engine makes a noise:
    I lived a good life.
    Hear thumps in the shower:
    Your whole family is being killed and your next.
    Turns off all the lights before bed:
    OMG, run to the bedroom beofre the demons get you.
    Elevator door doesnt open
    immediately:
    TrappedForever.
    Realize its too quiet:
    Zombies.

  9. Emmylovesyou Emmylovesyou
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    Teachers call it cheating.
    I call it teamwork.

  10. Emmylovesyou Emmylovesyou
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Homework gives me
    1% knowledge
    99% boredom

  11. Emmylovesyou Emmylovesyou
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    How school works:
    In class: 1+1=2
    Homework: 1+2+1=4
    Exam:
    John had 4 apples. He eats one
    and gives one to a friend.
    Calculate the sun's mass.

  12. Emmylovesyou Emmylovesyou
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    This year for Valentine's Day...
    i want to be kissed in the rain by him.
    Anyone else?
    nmf*

  13. Emmylovesyou Emmylovesyou
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    You are what you eat.
    I don't remember eating a bowl of sexiness
    not my format

  14. Emmylovesyou Emmylovesyou
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 12:12am UTC
    Dear Eminem,
    not only do we have the same name, but we're both black on the inside too.
    Sincerely, M&M'S.
    btw: i love Eminem, nothing against him

  15. Emmylovesyou Emmylovesyou
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    2011: Everyday I'm shufflin'.
    1836: Each and every riseth of the sun I whilst be moving thy feet in a whimsical manner.

  16. Emmylovesyou Emmylovesyou
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    I find it very rude and inconsiderate
    that my grandchildren haven't come back in time to come visit me yet...

  17. Emmylovesyou Emmylovesyou
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    That moment when you walk into a spider web
    AND TURN INTO A KARATE MASTER.

  18. Emmylovesyou Emmylovesyou
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    This is your period.
    (-.-)
    /█\
    ||
    1 fave= 1 stab

  19. Emmylovesyou Emmylovesyou
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 9:28pm UTC
    So I heard you like bad boys...
    Yeah
    Well not to brag but, I joined the Disney website, without my parents permission.
    NMF

  20. Emmylovesyou Emmylovesyou
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    Today you are you;
    That is truer than true.
    There is no one alive
    That is youer than you.
    -Dr Suess ♥

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