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EverAfterMaster3 · 1 decade ago
Horrified looks from everyone in the room, but Im only looking at you
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AnotherWorld · 1 decade ago
Thank you so much for this! xoxo C:
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slender · 1 decade ago
My victims
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littlemertz2 · 1 decade ago
detailsssss. :)
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brizzler · 1 decade ago
I'm a farm kid :) I get you
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EverAfterMaster3 · 1 decade ago
well, its not that bad, but its kinda awkward. Ok so, I was in math class and I had the song "Wonderwall" stuck in my head, but I couldnt remember what the name of it was, when I suddenly remember and i jerked my head back. and the girl sitting next to me was like woah, what was that? x3
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ShmeXyLlamAs · 1 decade ago
I got my foot caught in a netting of a boucy castle one time and when they blew it up and all the kids came to play on it all they saw was a little girl hanging upside down from the roof...Mortifying.
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sneekyninja · 1 decade ago
I just went to Mexico and it's normal for all my friends there to go to bars and stuff even though we're like 16. We made a bet that who ever throws up has to pay everyone 100 pesos to everyone and one night a girl got me to mix shots so I got sick all over the place.i was the only one who threw up and I was so drunk I accidentally gave 100 to the bar tender too, they won't let me live it down.
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ShmeXyLlamAs · 1 decade ago
I hope your dreams come true x. What is your dream?
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
This quote ♥ I was raised as a farm girl and some people used to tease me, calling me a "hillbilly". But I'm proud of my childhood :)
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*VA VA VOOM* · 1 decade ago
OMG,you are so lucky.Your life sounds AWESOME.
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
Your childhood sounds awesome :O
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bringinglove · 1 decade ago
He'll yea girl :) us farm people gotta stay together lol
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MissyTess · 1 decade ago
I DON'T REALLY HAVE ONE
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seeyouthen · 1 decade ago
hmmm, the most recent one was when I was at a gymnastics meet on a late Friday night at my school and it was so late at night that the only people still there were a couple more gymnasts from my school team. So I went to the basement hallway to change out of my leotard, when the hallway light turned on and the orchestra teacher came down the stairs witha briefcase in his hand. And I was just like, "Umm, hey there", with my leotard half off me. That was mortifying.
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