marypantsraebob's Favorites

Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 9:19pm UTC

I WANT HIM.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 29 points

raebobmarypants
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 2:20pm UTC

Yes,
I can't listen to certain songs, go to certain places, and do certain things because it reminds me of you. . .
But that doesn't mean im not over you.,
It means I still remember you, but memories
stay in the past.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 23 points

_cristin_xoxo
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 8:35am UTC

i like to be alone
but id rather be alone with you

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points

posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 13 points

xoxalyssa459
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 10:04pm UTC

*parents are sleeping*
me: alright better be quiet they need some sleep
*I'm sleeping*
parents: ok it's time to vacuum for hours and yell at eachother and put glass in the garbage disposal and land a helicopter on the roof

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1702 points

BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 3:00pm UTC

"I need a new profile picture."
*takes picture*
*looks at it*
"Now I remember why I don't change my proifle picture."

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1566 points

rainbowtoaster2
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 3:24pm UTC

someday I won't be as insecure as I am now.
LOLOLOL, I need to stop getting my hopes up..

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points

sup20107
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 2:19pm UTC

Lets face it..
Smiley faces at the end of a text, makes it sound 10 times nicer
Nmf

👍 this is good · read the comments · 174 points

Jordan_J77
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 7:39pm UTC

Mom: There is millions of people in Africa living in terrible conditions
Me: Yes mom let me just put my problems aside and save all of Africa

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points

futuremrsgaskarthx3
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 3:19pm UTC

looking at an old picture
and wishing you could go back to that moment. ♥

👍 this is good · read the comments · 704 points

sama_sky
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 11:15am UTC

When life gives you lemons,
squeeze them in people's eyes.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 318 points

hermione23katniss
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 5:34pm UTC

CREATING PERFECT SCENARIOS
IN MY MIND THAT WILL NEVER COME TRUE. ♥

👍 this is good · read the comments · 828 points

JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 11:04am UTC

Sexually rubbing the wall
IN THE DARK, UNTIL YOU CAN FIND THE LIGHTSWITCH

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1051 points

BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Girls get cramps, bloating and irritability.
Guys should get a good strong kick in the balls once a month.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1391 points

posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 20 points

cheeseylovesongs
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 3:58pm UTC

so today,
my class went on a field trip to a chinese buffet, and we all got fortune cookies.
i opened mine, and it said
"you are beautiful."
i looked up, and he was standing there,
and said
"it's true."
true story.♥

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1470 points

BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 3:29pm UTC

Popular Girl is in a relationship with Popular Guy
♥ Today at 1:32 •Like • Comment •See Friendship
45739 people like this 45641653 comments
You are in a relationship with Amazing Boy
♥ Today at 1:32 •Like • Comment •See Friendship
1 person likes this
Gee, thanks Mom.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1969 points

eve123
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Zoey May
Im so sick of boys being such dicks!
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Toby Jackson
In 7th grade, I beggen Mr.Williams to let me be your lab partner. I suggested you came round 5 times to do our project, you said no each time. I did the project alone, all of it. In 8th grade, I sent you 3 valentines cards, candy and a rose. You gave the rose to somebody else and threw the cards away. In 9th grade, at the school social, I asked to dance with you. You said "Yes, give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom." You never came back, and I was left waiting for you. In 10th grade, I bought us two tickets to go and see your favourite band. You said thanks, then took the tickets and gave one to your friend. Now, in 11th grade, I'm confessing this, where everyone can see, to show that actually, girls can be dicks too.
26 minutes ago · Like
True stuff

👍 this is good · read the comments · 3591 points

BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 9:44am UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Am I the only one
Who will spend 20 minutes trying to get my messy bun perfect?

👍 this is good · read the comments · 2148 points

yourcool
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 8:10pm UTC

Wake up in the morning feeling like:
☐ P. Diddy.
☐ Like a G6.
☑ Burning my school down.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1869 points

Witty Profiles

marypantsraebob