Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

marissa17

  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    have you ever
    thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    90% of the ocean is unexplored,
    yet you're going to tell me mermaids don't exist.

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    this guy
    at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
    I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    phy-ed teacher: you need exercise.
    me: it's pronounced "extra fries"

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    i would
    never cheat on someone.
    I mean someone being stupid enough to date me
    is a once in a lifetime thing
    I'm not gonna mess it up

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    Honestly,,
    some of the sexiest things about a guy
    is the way his voice sounds when he’s tired,
    the smirk of satisfactory he gets on his face
    when he knows he’s done something good,
    and the protective instincts he has
    when it comes to his girl.

  7. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    but
    "JUST FRIENDS"
    just don't
    look at each other
    talk to each other
    touch each other
    love each other
    like that.

  8. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 1:52pm UTC
    what if
    tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin
    at key points in our lives
    and we had to figure out
    what they meant for ourselves?

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    do you ever get so annoyed
    at everything
    that you start to get mad at even little things
    like a spoon clinking against a bowl
    or sounds of people talking?

  11. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    "I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
    and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

  12. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 1:06pm UTC
    "you have little boobs!" “wow you look really tired!" “you look sick" “you look mad" “i don’t like your outfit, you looked better in that other shirt" “your hair is really messy!" “wow you sure are eating a ton!" “did you just wake up?" “i liked your hair before you cut it!"
    stop
    pointing
    stuff
    like
    this
    out

  13. marissa17 marissa17
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 12:03am UTC
    ------------------------------
    Why Do you Love me?
    Oh Yeah , Because t o you I am
    amazing and beautiful
    Even t hough you ' r e t he f i r st per son t o eve r c a l l me t hose things . . .
    you s t i l l mak e me f ee l as i f t hey ' re t he o n l y wo r ds t hat can desc r i be me
    I love you.
    -------------------

  14. marissa17 marissa17
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 9:16pm UTC
    Some kids want drugs,
    Some want alcohol.
    But really, all i want is food.

  15. marissa17 marissa17
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    i love you,
    i just don't know who you are yet.

  16. missmissygirl90 missmissygirl90
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    I was forced
    to play
    the recorder
    AS A CHILD

  17. prplesockerninja22 prplesockerninja22
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    Mom: DINNER TIME!
    *0.0000000001 seconds later*
    Mom: DID YOU NOT HEAR ME CALL YOU?!?!?! DINNER TIME!!!!!!

  18. acote27 acote27
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    Hey ummmm I really like you, so ummm yeah
    Bye


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20. MusicLover4 MusicLover4
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    Reason to go to walmart
    90% to run around the store doing stupid things until you get kicked out
    10% to actually shop for food and clothes
    nmf

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles