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  1. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  2. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  5. xodiana15 xodiana15
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    When I was little#2,
    I thought my heart was actually heart shaped.
    Just me?

  6. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    I live in a fantasy
    so keep your reality away from me ♥

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    i like when my scissors slide through the paper.
    nmq

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    thank you, phone.
    for letting me look at you in awkward situations.
    nmq/ format credit jimmy365

  9. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    We could lea r n a lot from crayons
    Some are sharp
    Some are pretty
    Some are dull
    While others are bright
    Some have weird names
    But they all learned to live together in the same box

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    i love running through
    hotel hallways.
    nmq

  11. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    Fulllllhouse. ;)
    Danny: Joey, Rebecca is pregnant..
    Joey: PREGNANT?
    Kimmy, Dj, Stephanie: PREGNANT
    Stephanie: Wait.... Whose pregnant?
    Joey: Uh......... I am
    Michelle: WAY TO GO JOEY!

  12. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    **When My Name's In A Math Problem**
    Class: *Stares At Me*
    Me: That's Right B*tches. I Bought 60 Watermelons.

  13. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Dear autocorrect,
    Please stop turning my 'f.ucks' into 'ducks'.
    Sincerely, my strongly worded language is suddenly cute & fluffy -.-

  14. societyisprison societyisprison
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    Dear Millionaires,
    if you don't have a secret slidingbookcase that goes from one roomto the next, give me your money.You're wasting it.

  15. Volleyball16 Volleyball16
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    Not being able to pull off a prank
    because you're laughing like an idoiot the whole time

  16. lillys236 lillys236
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    A friend would hope that after your braces you felt better.
    A best friend would hope that after your braces, you were in great pain..

  17. WhatIsLoveTheseDays WhatIsLoveTheseDays
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    I wanna be the girl he gives his hoodie to, and cuddles next to when it's cold.
    He'll be the one who comes up behind me, wraps his arms around me, and whispers, "You're beautiful."♥

  18. teenager_posts teenager_posts happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#287
    Dear Mom & Dad,
    If my friends really did jump off a cliff, it's because it was my idea.
    Sincerely,
    Your daughter is a leader not a follower.
    nmf.nmq.

  19. teenager_posts teenager_posts happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#285
    I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. Like... b*tch maybe I was freestyling.
    nmf.nmq.

  20. teenager_posts teenager_posts happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#288
    You know someone is a true friend when you break down and cry, but they will say the stupidest, most random thing just to make you smile.
    nmf.nmq.

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