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  1. AlNicholas AlNicholas
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    December 17, 2011 2:16pm UTC
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  2. Jonathan_Jello Jonathan_Jello
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    I
    " You stole my daughter's virginity!"
    Oh! I'm sorry it won't happen again !

  3. uberwakeboarding17 uberwakeboarding17
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    /////////////////////////
    Truth be told i miss you.
    Truth be told I'm lieing.

  4. uberwakeboarding17 uberwakeboarding17
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    No Glove
    No Love

  5. uberwakeboarding17 uberwakeboarding17
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    Friend: Hello??
    Me: Sry I lost my phone
    Friend: Last time i lost mine i found it in the freezer.....
    Me: That happens in real life??

  6. uberwakeboarding17 uberwakeboarding17
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    I just figured out that the movie Beastly is based on the fairytale Beauty and the Beast.

  7. uberwakeboarding17 uberwakeboarding17
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    Aaron. Adam. Adian. Alan. Alec. Alejandro. Alex. Alexander. Almir. Andrew. Anthony. Armando. Bailey. Ben. Benjy. Bentley. Blake. Bradley. Brandon. Braxton. Brayden. Brendan. Brent. Brett. Brock. Brodie. Bryan. Braytin. Caleb. Carlos. Carson. Carter. Chase. Cheyenne. Christopher. Christian. Clayton. Cody. Colby. Cole. Collin. Coltin. Conner. Cooper. Corbin. Corey. Craig. Curtis. Dakota. Dallas. Dalton. Damon. Damien. Dane. Daniel. Darin. Darius. Darnell. Darrell. Demetruis. Dennis. Derrick. Devin. Dominic. Donovan. Drake. Drew. Dustin. Dwayne. Dylan. Eli. Elliott. Emilio. Emmanuel. Enrique. Eric. Ethan. Evan. Fernando. Gabriel. Grayson. Gregory. Griffin. Hunter. Ian. Isaac. Isaiah. Jace. Jackson. Jacob. Jamal. James. Jared. Jason. Jay. Jaydon. Jedediah. Jeffrey. Jeremiah. Jeremy. Jerome. Jesus. Joel. John. Jonathon. Jordan. Jorge. Jose. Joseph. Joshua. Juan. Justin. Kadin. Keaton. Keegan. Keenan. Keith. Ken. Kevin. Keyon. Kyle. Landon. Lee. Leo. Levi. Lewis. Louis. Lucas. Luke. Malcolm. Marco. Marcus. Mark. Matthew. Max. Michael. Mitchell. Myles. Namik. Nathan. Nicholas. Nigel. Noah. Noe. Noel. Niedo. Oliver. Omar. Orlando. Paul. Payton. Pedro. Phoenix. Preston. Ray. Reid. Reece. Richard. Riley. Rory. Ruben. Ryan. Samuel. Sanjay. Scott. Sean. Sergio. Seth. Shane. Spencer. Steffen. Stephan. Tanner. Thomas. Toby. Todd. Travis. Trent. Trevor. Trey. Troy. Tyler. Wade. Wayne. Webb. Wesley. William. Wyatt. Xavier. Xander. Zachary. Zane.
    Fav if I said his name. <3
    nmq

  8. uberwakeboarding17 uberwakeboarding17
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    Careful, you might get a
    candycane stuck in your
    chimney

  9. uberwakeboarding17 uberwakeboarding17
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 10:37am UTC
    Theres 70 birds raping my front yard right now

  10. uberwakeboarding17 uberwakeboarding17
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 10:39am UTC
    That Christmas feeling
    I take it everywere I go

  11. uberwakeboarding17 uberwakeboarding17
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 10:47am UTC
    APPEARANCE:
    [x] I am shorter than 5'4".
    [x] I have many scars.
    [] I tan easily.
    [] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [x] I wear glasses sometimes.
    [] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    [x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
    [] I have more than 1 piercing.
    [] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
    [x] I have freckles.
    FAMILY:
    [x] I've sworn at my parents.
    [x] I've run away from home.
    [] I've been kicked out of the house.
    [x] My biological parents are together.
    [] I have a sibling less than one year old.
    [x] I want to have kids someday.
    [x] I want to adopt someday.
    SCHOOL/WORK:
    [x] I'm in school.
    [x] I have a job.
    [x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
    [x] I almost always do my homework.
    [x] I've missed a week or more of school.
    [] I failed more than 1 class last year.
    [] I've stolen something from my school.
    EMBARRASSMENT:
    [] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
    [x] Disney movies still make me cry.
    [x] I've snorted while laughing.
    [x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    [] I've glued my hand to something.
    [x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
    HEALTH:
    [] I was born with a disease/impairment.
    [x] I've broken a bone.
    [] I've had my tonsils removed.
    [x] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
    [] I've had my wisdom teeth removed. (im having my molar teeth removed for braces :'( scared!!)
    [x] I had surgery.(if opperation counts
    [] I've had chicken pox.(2 years old)
    [x] I have/had asthma.
    EXPERIENCES:
    [] I've gotten lost in my city
    [] I've seen a shooting star.
    [] I've wished on a shooting star.
    [] I've seen a meteor shower.
    [x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
    [] I've been skydiving.
    [] I've gone skinny dipping.
    [] I've played spin the bottle.
    [] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [] I've crashed a car.
    [x] I've been skiing.
    [x] I've been in a play.
    [x] I've met someone in person from the internet.
    [x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    [x] I've sat on a roof top.
    [x] I've played chicken.
    [x] I've played a prank on someone.
    [] I've rode in a taxi.
    [x] I've eaten Sushi.
    [] I've been snowboarding.
    RELATIONSHIPS:
    [] I've gone on a blind date.
    [x] I miss someone right now.
    [] I have a fear of abandonment.
    [] I've gotten divorced.
    [] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
    [x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    [] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
    [] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
    [x] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
    HONESTY:
    [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
    [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    [] I've snuck out of my house.
    [] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    [x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
    [x] I've cheated while playing a game.
    [] I've cheated on a test.
    [] I've been suspended from school. (f**k almost
    BAD TIMES:
    [] I've consumed alcohol.
    [] I regularly drink.
    [] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
    [] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
    [] I take anti-depressants.
    [] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it. (was ill
    [] I've hurt myself on purpose.
    [x] I've woken up crying

  12. uberwakeboarding17 uberwakeboarding17
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 9:28pm UTC
    Oh you know you pretend that your smoking with your breath when its cold.

  13. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 4:28pm UTC
    Dear mom and dad,
    Stop saying, 'Don't play with your food', you spent the first 2 years of my life teaching me it was a plane.
    thebrokensmile's format

  14. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    So... When's it my turn to feel okay again?

  15. kristanio kristanio
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 10:02pm UTC
    Best Comeback Ever:Were you born on a highway? I'm just asking because most accidents happen there...
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 5:31pm UTC
    *IN THE SUPERMARKET*
    Oh crap.. wheres mom? act cool,act cool.
    format by: h0peful.

  17. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 11:17pm UTC
    I remember my first day on Witty . . .
    I was like "WTF is this?"

  18. SugarPlum96 SugarPlum96
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    My daddy just got home from Iraq .
    Finally !! ♥

  19. awkwardpenguin97 awkwardpenguin97
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 9:25pm UTC
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  20. potatoesarelife potatoesarelife
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    I DARE you girls
    to go to school tommorrow with your hair in a messy bun, wearing sweatpants. NO makeup. DON'T straighten your hair. Just be confident and act yourself. I dare you to text HIM first. Stand up for someone being bullied. Compliment someone truthfully. Eat however much food until your FULL. Act weird in the hallways and not care about the staring eyes. Say hi to someone you've never talked to before. Sit with someone that normally eats alone.
    I DARE you to.
    Format: twilightgirl995

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