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uberwakeboarding17

1. uberwakeboarding17
   posted a quote
   March 26, 2012 11:25am UTC
   The snooze button:
   The button you press to get more sleep, only
   to go off in your ear the second you eyes close.
   
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2. uberwakeboarding17
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   March 23, 2012 12:06pm UTC
   
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3. uberwakeboarding17
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   March 22, 2012 11:26am UTC
   Frustrated because I know it could change.
   Mad because I dont know what to do.
   Upset because I can't make it right.
   Sad because I'm lonely.
   Angry because you wont stop.
   Aggravated because you don't understand.
   Disappointed because i didnt even try,
   but I keep fighting everyday.♥
   nmq
   
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4. uberwakeboarding17
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   March 5, 2012 8:30pm UTC
   Me and my friend gustavo were on a chairlift and Jack on the lift behind us.
   Gustavo: So you put this special lotion on the trunk..
   Me: Hmmmmmm.........
   Jack: JORDAN!!!!!
   Gustavo: And then you-
   Jack: JORDAN!!!!!!
   Me: Continue
   Gustavo: So you put the-
   Jack: JORDAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   Gurstavo: SHUT UP JACK!!!!!! IM TRYING TO TEACH JORDAN HOW TO MAKE BABY TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   Jack:...........
   Me:..........:/....
   
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5. uberwakeboarding17
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   March 3, 2012 10:13am UTC
   My friend Maddie is a DIRTY BLONDE.
   But aren't all blondes dirty.
   
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6. uberwakeboarding17
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   February 29, 2012 10:48am UTC
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7. uberwakeboarding17
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   February 24, 2012 11:00pm UTC
   Close every door to me
   hide all the world from me
   bar all the windows
   and shut out the light.
   For i know i shall find
   my own piece of mine
   cause i have been promised
   A LAND OF MY OWN.
   
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8. uberwakeboarding17
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   February 23, 2012 4:40pm UTC
   GINGER
   and proud of it!!!!!
   
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9. uberwakeboarding17
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   February 21, 2012 5:27pm UTC
   In my life,
   I'm a mystery girl.
   Because i really don't know
   who I am anymore.
   
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10. uberwakeboarding17
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    February 21, 2012 5:23pm UTC
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    I thought that maybe my life was
    truning into some type of Cinderella story...
    But whats happening now
    wasn't in the book.
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
    
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11. uberwakeboarding17
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    February 3, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    I THINK THEY GOT THE MOVIE
    WRONG. ITS NOT LADY AND
    THE TRAMP
    ITS LADY IS THE TRAMP
    
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12. uberwakeboarding17
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    February 2, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    ♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥
    When you are a singer
    And you get laryngitis
    It really does feel like the end of
    the WORLD!
    ♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥
    
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13. uberwakeboarding17
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    February 1, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    I Know you are my prince charming
    you just haven't realized it yet.
    
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14. uberwakeboarding17
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    February 1, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    The other day, i was texting my friend Lizzy, and i said "i love you, goodnight." but i accidentally sent it to my crush...... he texted back and said, "uhhhhhh what?" ............Then i cleverly saved my butt!!!!
    
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15. uberwakeboarding17
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    January 25, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    You can try to break me
    You can try to scare me
    You can try to hurt me
    You can try to ware me
    when will you understand that
    you can't
    
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16. uberwakeboarding17
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    I
    Am
    A
    Pagent Queen
    
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17. uberwakeboarding17
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    January 25, 2012 4:31pm UTC
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18. uberwakeboarding17
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    January 12, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    You can laugh all you want. But when you're screaming my name and telling people that you know me, I just turn my head and walk away. We'll see whos laughing then.
    I wont be you this time.
    
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19. uberwakeboarding17
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    January 8, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    I am a butterfly
    flying and soaring in the sky
    looking down above the rest
    dreaming of the day I'll become the best
    
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20. uberwakeboarding17
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    January 6, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    I hate it when those snobs at your school have a witty and you look at it and there are quotes lik, "i wish people would like me."
    And "i know ill never be popular."
    Your just like .are.you.kidding.me.
    
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