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  1. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    Listening to Little Things
    First Reaction: crying because of how beautiful the boys sound.
    Second Reaction: crying because no boy will ever love me that boy.
    my quote/nmf

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    I just want one hour.
    Where we lay next to each other,
    staring into each other’s eyes.
    I want to soak up every feature you have,
    from your unique eyes to your baby smooth skin.
    I want to be able to hear your soft breathing
    and nothing else besides the silence of the room.
    Just one hour, where we enjoy each other’s presence,
    so we don’t take one minute for granted...

  3. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Hurricane Sandy wouldn't be here, if Patrick would've
    just stopped making fun of Texas.
    (OneDirection/nmf)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    Treat me like a queen,
    and i'll treat you like a king.
    Treat me like a game,
    and i'll show you how it's played.

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Can I be the best friend
    you fall in love with?

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 4:32am UTC
    ~~in the future~~
    steve's wife: i think we should have kids
    steve: no
    steve's wife: why-
    steve: what if its a girl
    then it would grow into a teenage girl
    steve's wife: i really dont see the problem with--
    steve: have you seen the quotes on my website?!
    the quotes made by TEENAGE GIRLS
    TEENAGE GIRLS ARE ALL INSANE

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    Taylor Swift's interviews are seriously the best thing.
    "I was at the gym, and I walk in, and there's a model.
    like, a real one.
    and she's on the treadmill,
    running faster than a racehorse would run,
    like eighty miles an hour, probably.
    top speed, and not breathing heavily, just like:
    \(^ - ^)/
    and i'm over here on the elliptical, and i hate it,
    and you can see in my face that i hate it, i'm like
    ~~(o__o)~~
    and then her italian boyfriend comes in,
    and they're both incredibly good looking,
    and then he leans over the treadmill bar
    and starts making out with her
    while she's running that fast.
    and i'm just like,
    ".....you win."

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    Today I took a bath.
    I didn't wash my hair.
    Or wash my body.
    I took a washable marker and pointed out every flaw I saw on myself.
    I wrote down every flaw I saw, and I wrote them all over my body.
    I was covered in marker.
    I washed them off, and they went down the drain.
    They won't hold me back anymore.
    -sixbillionsecrets

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    If you're looking for a sign,
    here it is
    Please, don’t kill yourself tonight.

  11. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    He sharpened his pencil today.
    You're probably thinking "So what, everyone does."
    But, he didn't just sharpen it.
    He walked all the way to the other side of the room, brushed against my arm, smiled & started talking to me.
    The thing is, there was a working pencil sharpener right beside his desk.

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    You know it's cold outside
    When you go outside and it's cold. - Fez

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Love isn't complicated.
    People are.

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    If I were a bird,
    You'd be the first person I'd sh/t on.

  15. kenzie_98 kenzie_98
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    Like this and i'll post a name on your profile that sounds good with yours

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Pardon me,
    But you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a f/ck.

  17. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    Trying to explain why I love him,
    is like trying to explain what water tastes like.
    nmf/nmq

  18. iLoveDrakexx iLoveDrakexx
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Dear periods,
    You are the true definition of 'bloody hell'.
    Sincerely,
    Women

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    If only
    I was the one that is constantly on your mind.

  20. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    it's so strange that autumn is so beautful
    when everything is actually dying.♥

:)

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