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lolmybffjill
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July 9, 2012 2:40pm UTC

Me: *reading quote on witty to friend*
Me: *sees spider and abruptly stops*
Me: *pointing* OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
Friend: wha- OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
Me: *reaches for kleenex*
Friend: No! Here's a cup, put it in the cup!
Me: *forces spider into cup* OH MY GOD ITS IN THE CUP.
Friend: I can't get the window open! Oh wait its open now. GOGOGOGOGOGO.
Me: *throws entire cup out window*
Me:
Friend:
Me: I think we handled that like mature adults.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 6:47pm UTC

RIP Mermaid Man
You were a part of my childhood, a part that I will never forget. Spongebob wouldn't have been the same without you. RIP Ernest Borgnine.
1917 - 2012

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jessiduh
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 4:06pm UTC

I should have cried when my flashlight batteries died, but I was
De-lighted

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NicoleMariee_
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Somebody asked me if i knew you; a million memories flashed through my mind but i just smiled and said.."I used to.." ♥

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thatgirl6219
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Hearts are like toys.
If you play with them too much
they break.

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sarah_bear5
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 4:07pm UTC

&Who Else
can quote almost every episode
of Drake and Josh? (:
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 4:07pm UTC

“I ran my mouth a little too much in high school.. & I got picked up and thrown in the garbage one time. And it sucked but at the same time it didn't suck because I saw that guy the other day and guess where he works? Walmart. So who wins? Me.”
-Kellin Quinn (who is now a rich, famous, happily married musician)
And this, girls and boys, is why you shouldn't let the bullies get to you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 5:30pm UTC

Boy: *make a quote about every girls is beautiful*
(Chat)
Girl: Heeeey!
Boy: Dont talk to me cause you are so ugly.
i know there are some boys who are like this.
Boys this is why girls dont believe you.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 4:48pm UTC

1826: is thou brethern deeply sorrowed?
2012: you mad bro?

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Mjjmlovr1
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Boy: No offence, but I'd never ask you out
Girl: No offence, but I'd never say yes

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 5:08pm UTC

No, no keep talking.
I always yawn when I'm interested.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 1:12pm UTC

I don't normally do these things, but whatever it was kind of fun.. Such gibberish!
Type your name: Valerie
Type your name with your elbow: Valkeeriew
Type your name with your chin: Vz,mdfdjmnds
Slam you face on the key board: About three things I was absolutely positive. First Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn't know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
nmq

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comers
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 5:17pm UTC

I fell off a 50ft ladder today!
...Luckily I was only on the bottom step.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 2:14pm UTC

Do you ever feel like
People don't like you as much as you like them?

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 5:28pm UTC

I'm not as random as you think I salad.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 8:28pm UTC

Spending half of the movie wondering
where you've seen the actor before.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 4:11pm UTC

"Remember when you were a little kid
and thought it would be so cool to grow up?Yeah
we were brainwashed. This sh*t f*cking sucks!"
-Jenna Marbles

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XxMaggieexX
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Teacher: You're late.
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You missed an entire period.
Student:
Teacher:
Student:
Teacher:
Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?.

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