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maddel98
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 6:17pm UTC

Try to say the letter "F" without letting your top teeth touch your bottom lip.
Fave if you tried it :) <3

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maddel98
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 5:37pm UTC

If I'm on a date and it's not going well I'm just going to stand up and yell "I'm and actor, these are all actors, and you're on MTV'S Disaster Date!" and run away :):)

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LostUntilTheEnd
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August 21, 2013 11:06am UTC

To win me over you don't have to smother me in compliments, just act yourself. I'm going to fall for someone with a great personality, not someone that just compliments me constantly.

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 6:40pm UTC

You can't really judge a person
based on the way they type because for me i will be typing regularly and then sUDDENLY I'LL BREAK OUT INTO SHORTENED SENTENCES N WORDZ AND I'LL START TALKING BOUT HOW IM 2 SWAG 4 U AND IT'S ALL IRONIC BUT I GUESS ITS PART OF MY PERSONALITY IDK LOLZ DO U GET ME OR ??

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 7:19pm UTC

Me: my milkshake brings all the -
~drops milkshake~
~attracts spiders~
~spiders crawl all over my body and i die of shock~

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 7:23pm UTC

1992: oh my god becky look at her butt it is so big
2013: A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Shoutout to the kid that whispers
the answer
to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 12:23pm UTC

im so ready
to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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伤*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 11:23am UTC

do you ever just go on youtube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching
a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 12:26pm UTC

do you ever
get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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Walien21
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 10:20am UTC

Me : Why am I still single?
Brain : You're weird as hell,lol.
Body : And you're fat too, lmao.
Face : Plus, you're pretty ugly lmfao.
Food : Don't worry babe, I'm here for you♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Steph2597
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 10:07am UTC

90% of people marry their
7th-12th grade love ♥
Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
IF you don’t repost this, your worst week starts now.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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DonggaBieber
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 9:31am UTC

TInstead Of W i ping Away ,
your tears,
..
Wipe away The,
People Who Created Them .
Follow for a follow :)

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Volleyballgurl45
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 5:14pm UTC

A lot of you are going to scroll passed this quote because it isnt pretty. For those of you who are reading this thank you.
Im 14 years old, by now im only a year into my teenager years and i have five more to go. By now i can tell my generation is going to get worse. When our parents were our age they didnt party every night or get drunk, sure they did sometimes but they also knew that their parents would MURDER them if they were at a police statiton or they failed a class in school. Now i watch 16 year olds getting pregnant and their parents let them brodcast their entire lives to the whole world! What has this come to! My parents have raised me right. I know what's right and whats wrong, i know that grades are important and that school isnt just a waste of time! If you realize this give your parents a hug from me (just dont tell them some random girl on Witty Profiles wants me to give you a hug realize yourself that they really do want the best for me and i respect their decisions and i love them) You're parents aren't their to listen to you complain all the time, they arent money trees or a chauffeur. You're them! A lot of teenagers dont realize that they are just like their parents and one day you when you have kids will realize that "Hey, i really shouldnt have been that cruel to my parents when i was a teenager" One day they'll be gone and they wont be there for you! Appreciate them now!

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sammy*
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 6:14pm UTC

leaning when the bowling ball
goes the wrong way.
nmf/nmq
twopairsofshades made this format, not me.

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ImOnlyATeen
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:14pm UTC

me: why are those guys staring at me?
me:is there something on my face?
me:is there something on my shirt?
me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am.
me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am.
friend:maybe they think you're cute.
me:are you stupid or something?
tumblr.

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bailie008
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 3:24pm UTC

Female Problems #3
Getting your period before something important.
♥

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DaRe2SoAr11
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 2:46pm UTC

Hello Witty Girls and Boys,
Today is my 15th Birthday. (:
I don't expect anyone to take the time to read this, but I feel like posting it anyway.
I never planned on making it this far, I planned to kill myself last year.
Today, I stand tall and strong with my head held high and a smile plastered on my face.
I've never had a top quote, or even gotten thirty favorites.
I didn't know if maybe, just for today, I could get at least 15 favorites?
If you read this, I love you.

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