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MaeMae103
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February 23, 2012 9:24pm UTC

That moment when you can't hear the TV so you just chew your food slower..

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JustBeMyself
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February 23, 2012 9:24pm UTC

The reason that parents won't allow boys to play with dolls is to show them that girls aren't toys to play with.

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ZiZi123
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 1:06pm UTC

I wonder what I look like
through his eyes.

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An'*
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August 26, 2011 6:10pm UTC

it’s hard to forget someone who you have
imagined spending forever with. ♥

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mustaches_
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February 13, 2012 8:24pm UTC

me: who wants to be my valentine?
world: *silence*
me: okay now let's not all shout at once

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pluto*
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July 21, 2011 5:11pm UTC

ADMIT IT.
YOU'RE AFRAID TO TEXT HIM FIRST BECAUSE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ANNOYING♥-

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TheBrokenSmile
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January 4, 2012 3:54pm UTC

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DamnnTaylerx
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December 17, 2011 1:11pm UTC

WE'RE TEENAGERS;
We stay up late, Fall to hard, Eat everything in sight, Complain A LOT, Break to easily, Give in to temptations, Cry about stupid things, Fall for complete douche bags, Fight for no reason, we have bitchy days, But we can't help it,
We're teenagers.

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An'*
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September 28, 2011 7:19pm UTC

see that girl with
a smile on her face? she's the best actress you've ever seen.

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ilovemycraziess
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 7:53pm UTC

When a girl wants to kiss you:: She
plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles her
fingers, and waits for you to make a move.
When a boy wants to kiss you:: Smiles
nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the
right moment to make a move.
When I want to kiss you: I stare at you
from a distance, and start sobbing about how
ugly I am, and that I'll die alone with
approximately 73 cats.

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idance
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October 18, 2011 4:29pm UTC

awkward eye contact with
someone attractive.♥

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Hazel_Eyes_09
posted a quote
April 30, 2011 8:05pm UTC

being single doesn't always mean you're available.
Sometimes you have to put a sign that says
"DO NOT DISTURB"
on your heart ♥
-whiz khalifa

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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spana_babez
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September 10, 2011 11:29am UTC

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FunZy0x4
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January 9, 2012 7:41pm UTC

✧CUTE✳GUYS✳❊MAKE✳✧YOU❊✳ CRAZY✧
hot guys make you
melt, cool guys make you daydream.
BUT FUNNY GUYS MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE
❊WITHOUT❊EVEN✳✧KNOWING✳IT❊

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 4:12pm UTC

I asked an old man:
"Which is more important?
To love or to be loved?
Old man replied:
Which is more important to a bird?
The left wing or the right wing?

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xokirstyleexo3
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 10:38pm UTC

yes im a girl;
i push doors that clearly say pull
i laugh harder when i try to explain
why im laughing, I walk into a room
& forget why i went in there, I count
on my fingers in math class, i wish
for love every 11:11, I lie sometimes
to hide the pain, i say its a long story
when we both know its not, i fall in-
love too hard too fast, I don't think he
cares about me .. but i'm beautiful
yeah im a boy
i don't show my feelings until
the last moment, i get scared &
confused but try hard to hide it
I don't tell her how much i need
her until it's too late, I screw up
alot. I stay out late,& make stupid
choice here & there, but i say
sorry no not at the right time,
but i still mean what i say all the
time & i think she's beautiful
.♥.♥.♥.

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brookiex18
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 12:59pm UTC

I f Taylor Swift has a son,
He will be the best boyfriend ever.
♥
-not my format.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 4:59pm UTC

What If Condoms Had Sponsors?
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: 'Mmm, 'mmm good.
M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands
*saw it online (:

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An'*
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 7:38pm UTC

every quote, every love song,
reminds you of him. stop kidding yourself, you love that boy.♥

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