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  1. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:36pm UTC
    '"There is always
    hope"
    I think my hope got shot and fell off a cliff

  2. niamhbrooks niamhbrooks
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:25pm UTC
    My life would be nothing without music

  3. 5helby 5helby
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    Remind yourself
    that it's okay
    not to be
    PERFECT.

  4. twinkle_star1 twinkle_star1
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:26pm UTC
    3 Things you cant live without in life:
    Food,Wifi,Sleep


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. ayshau123 ayshau123
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:28pm UTC
    Solve this riddle:
    If you take away my first letter I will sound the same
    If you take away my last letter I will still sound the same
    If you take away my middle letter I will still sound the same
    I am a five letter word
    What Word Am I?
    Answer: ....
    Comment below and i'll tell youu if you are correct
    First person to guess correctly gets a follow

  7. lgw29 lgw29
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 11:50am UTC
    she was at a bar
    he spilt a drink on her dress
    she tried to run away
    he asked: "what can i do to make it up to you?"
    she shrugged her shoulders
    he said: "would you like to dance?"
    she nodded
    *10 years later*
    they were sitting in a resteraunt
    he got down on one knee
    she gasped and covered her face
    he asked: "will you marry me"?
    she said: "on one condition"
    he shrugged, confused
    she stood and wispered: "will you dance with me"?

  8. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 10:57am UTC
    If you're sitting around waiting for him to text you,
    you're living your whole life wrong, i promise.

  9. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 11:04am UTC
    AFTER ALL
    [ this time ] it's still you.

  10. Amenah Amenah happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 10:58am UTC
    smile;
    it's
    free
    therapy.
    - douglas horton

  11. Amenah Amenah happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 11:11am UTC
    When you love someone,
    all of your saved up wishes start coming out. ~Elizabeth Bowen

  12. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 11:24am UTC
    I HOPE THE DAYS COME EASY
    --------------------
    & THE MOMENTS PASS SLOW
    & EACH ROAD LEADS YOU
    WHERE YOU WANNA GO.

  13. Amenah Amenah happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 11:31am UTC
    The day will happen
    whether or not
    you get up.
    ~ J o h n C i a r d i

  14. xhorxhina xhorxhina
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 11:55am UTC
    Your mind is like water ,
    when it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see, but if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear.

  15. Amenah Amenah happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:07pm UTC
    We are who we are for a lot of reasons.
    & maybe we'll never know most of them. But even if we don't have the power to choose where we come from,
    we can still choose where we go. We can still do things. And we can try to feel okay about them.

  16. Amenah Amenah happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:23pm UTC
    “"Charlie?"
    "Uh-huh?"
    "Do you think I'm pretty?"
    "I think you're very pretty."
    "Really?"
    "Really."
    Then, she held on to me a little tighter, and for the next half hour,
    Mary Elizabeth didn't talk at all. All I could do was lie there and
    think about how much her voice changed when she asked me if
    she was pretty, a n d h o w m u c h s h e c h a n g e d w h e n I a n s w e r e d .”

  17. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:25pm UTC
    If you have a problem with me...............
    write it on a nice little peice of paper...
    fold it nicely.....
    put it in a pretty little envelope.....
    and shove it up your butt......

  18. Awesomename Awesomename
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 2:53am UTC
    Suck my d*ck
    99.9999999% said my girls
    00.0000001% said by guys

  19. Awesomename Awesomename
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 2:55am UTC
    Me after cleaning my room:
    Wow! I am never letting my room get messy again!
    The next day:
    Has anyone seen my bed...

  20. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 3:12am UTC
    Mulan: Would you like to stay for dinner?
    Grandma Fa: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
    Sassy.

:)

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