Dear Valentine's Day, I'm not sure if Cupid is the right symbol for you. I mean, when I think of love, the last thing i think of is a chubby, half-naked baby coming at me with a dangerous weapon. Love, Me
babygirl567 posted a quote
January 28, 2011 6:12pm UTC
Remember when we would sit in laundry baskets and have your sibling or parent pull you around and you imagining this is the best thing in the world? Yeah. Good times.
Hey little guy I shall call him squishy and he should be my...and he should be my squishy come here squishy come here little squishy [...] Bad Squishy Bad Squishy By: Dory♥
NerdFace_x3 posted a quote
January 28, 2011 5:02pm UTC
i love you like spongebob loves jellyfishing. i love you like sandy loves karate. i love you like mr krabs loves money. i love you like sqiudward loves his clarinet. I NEED YOU LIKE PLANKTON NEEDS THE KRUSTY KRAB FORMULA. *credit to pigglywiggly for the format.
Echo_741 posted a quote
January 28, 2011 5:06pm UTC
I like narwhals because t h e y ' r e s o c h i l l . They're always like. "Hey. I'm a narwhal. I'm m e a n s o m e t i m e s but, you know That's the way it goes. I look like an underwater unicorn, and that's pretty cool. I'm just going to swim around awhile. 'Cause I'm a narwhal." notmyformat
I drove by a cop today. he was eating donuts&drinking Starbucks. I thought to myself... my life is complete. - - - - - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - - - - - -