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  1. marissaS marissaS
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2011 10:19am UTC
    Dear Valentine's Day,
    I'm not sure if Cupid is the right symbol for you. I mean, when I think of love, the last thing i think of is a chubby, half-naked baby coming at me with a dangerous weapon.
    Love,
    Me


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Echo_741 Echo_741
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2011 10:05am UTC
    WHATEVER
    tickles
    YOUR PEACH


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Rwarx3 Rwarx3
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2011 10:18am UTC
    It's So Cold Out
    T h a t I S a w
    TWO GANGSTERS
    walking with their pants up.
    nottmyyquoteee.

  6. Tabithaaaa Tabithaaaa
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 8:57pm UTC
    I wonder what Taylor Swift's songs
    will be like when she gets
    m a r r i e d

  7. Tabithaaaa Tabithaaaa
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 10:12am UTC
    Am I the only one
    who
    Talks to there pets
    and
    Pretend they
    Answer back. ?
    not my format.

  8. jessiexoxo87 jessiexoxo87
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2009 10:50pm UTC
    muck fights, late nights
    lovin' it at the lake
    chilling out, swimming about
    there are no doubts
    ***making pretty later. gotta get some fades.

  9. jessiexoxo87 jessiexoxo87
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2009 3:36pm UTC
    Don't fall in love!
    Fall off a bridge!
    xx It hurts less! xx


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. babygirl567 babygirl567
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    Remember when
    we would sit in laundry baskets and have your sibling or parent pull you around and you imagining this is the best thing in the world?
    Yeah. Good times.

  12. Denu Denu
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    Hey little guy I shall call him squishy and he should be my...and he should be my squishy come here squishy come here little squishy
    [...]
    Bad Squishy
    Bad Squishy
    By: Dory♥

  13. alimcmahon alimcmahon
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    You know what..
    I hope you drop a penny off the Empire State Building
    Then realize Hmmmmhh I really like that penny and jump off after it

  14. EshaEverlasting EshaEverlasting
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your getting dressed in you bedroom and then half way through your dog walks in and stares at you..
    *not mine

  15. NerdFace_x3 NerdFace_x3
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    i love you like spongebob loves jellyfishing.
    i love you like sandy loves karate.
    i love you like mr krabs loves money.
    i love you like sqiudward loves his clarinet.
    I NEED YOU LIKE PLANKTON NEEDS THE KRUSTY KRAB FORMULA.
    *credit to pigglywiggly for the format.

  16. Echo_741 Echo_741
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    I like narwhals because
    t h e y ' r e s o c h i l l .
    They're always like. "Hey. I'm a narwhal.
    I'm m e a n s o m e t i m e s but, you know
    That's the way it goes.
    I look like an underwater unicorn,
    and that's pretty cool.
    I'm just going to swim around awhile.
    'Cause I'm a narwhal."
    notmyformat

  17. EshaEverlasting EshaEverlasting
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    I was thinking 'bout food.
    Thinking 'bout meat.
    Thinking 'bout us.
    What we gonna eat.
    Open my eyes, it was only KFC!
    *FB


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. i_donate_my_tears i_donate_my_tears
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    I drove by a cop today.
    he was eating donuts&drinking Starbucks.
    I thought to myself...
    my life is complete.
    - - - - - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - - - - - -

  20. helloxgoodbye helloxgoodbye
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 5:32pm UTC
    You hate me?
    Oh well that's cool, considering I've
    never talked to you...

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