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1. marissaS
   posted a quote
   December 2, 2011 10:26pm UTC
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2. marissaS
   posted a quote
   November 27, 2011 3:06pm UTC
   He's cute.
   He's tall.
   He's got gorgeous eyes.
   And a stunning smile.
   I didn't say a name, but he popped in your head, didn't he?
   
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3. marissaS
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2011 8:54am UTC
   The Awkward Moment when. . .
   You check your phone for the time,
   But you have to check again.
   Because you weren't paying attention the first time...
   N.M.F
   
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4. marissaS
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2011 4:01pm UTC
   How drunk was I last night?
   You ran into my closet and screamed "THE PASSAGE TO NARNIA HAS BEEN SEALED!"
   
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5. marissaS
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2011 3:51pm UTC
   I slept with your mom
   I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOM
   I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOM!!!!
   Dad! Shut up!
   
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6. marissaS
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2011 4:21pm UTC
   The awkward moment when...
   A quote starts with:
   "Am I the only one that..."
   and there are no faves.
   
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7. marissaS
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2011 4:18pm UTC
   & Am I the only one...
   that burns themselves more
   With their just straightened hair
   than
   Their actual straightener?
   
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8. marissaS
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2011 3:50pm UTC
   Nerd L♥ve
   9x-7i>3(3x-7u)
   9x-7i>9x-21u
   -9x -9x
   -7i>-21u
   ÷-7 ÷-7
   i<3u
   
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9. marissaS
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2011 3:43pm UTC
   You're soooo far in the closet that
   You could be in Narnia
   Mine♥
   
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10. marissaS
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2011 10:19am UTC
    Dear Valentine's Day,
    I'm not sure if Cupid is the right symbol for you. I mean, when I think of love, the last thing i think of is a chubby, half-naked baby coming at me with a dangerous weapon.
    Love,
    Me
    
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11. marissaS
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    A N D
    S O M E T I M E S...
    You want Plankton to succeed.
    Because you want to know the secret formula too!
    
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12. marissaS
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 5:31pm UTC
    Quiz time!:)
    Highlight for answer
    How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
    Open the refrigerator door, put the giraffe in, and close the door. (This question tests whether or not you do simple things in a complicated way.)
    How do you put an Elephant in a fridge?
    Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in, and close the door. (This question tests your prudence and practicality.)
    The lion king is having an animal conference. All animals attend except what animal?
    The elephant. The elephant is still in the refrigerator and cannot open the door from the inside. (This question tests whether or not you have comprehensive thinking skills.)
    There is a river inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage to pass it?
    Swim through it. All of the animals, including the crocodiles, are attending the conference (except the elephant, of course).
    
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13. marissaS
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 2:58pm UTC
    I guess the change in my pocket
    wasn't enough
    I'm like
    Forget you♥
    
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14. marissaS
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 2:48pm UTC
    Dude they just called you a stalker!
    OH HELL NO!
    Hold my map to their house!
    Mine♥
    
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15. marissaS
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 10:44pm UTC
    Got to google.
    Type in Heres what you are.
    Click I'm feeling lucky.
    Fave if it made your day.
    
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16. marissaS
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    Fave if you remember...
    Hugging your teachers when you left school
    
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17. marissaS
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 10:29pm UTC
    Rushing to the car when it's cold out
    And getting inside to figure out;
    The inside of the car is cold than the outside of the car
    
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18. marissaS
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 12:36pm UTC
    So in the song We R Who We R;
    Ke$ha saysshe's wearing
    Her Hot Pants on and up;
    Jesus on her necklace;
    Glitter on her eyes;
    Stockings ripped all up the side;
    Interesting outfit Ke$ha... Interesting...
    
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19. marissaS
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 12:28pm UTC
    When you
    LOVE
    someone; you don't give up
    
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20. marissaS
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 12:23pm UTC
    You're just jealous because me and my friends can act retarded in public and people still love us
    
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