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marissaS
posted a quote
February 6, 2011 12:09pm UTC

Me and my friends;
We're the kind of people
Who laugh at a joke 3 times.
Once when it's told.
The 2nd when someone explains it to us.
& Five minutes later when we actually get it

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marissaS
posted a quote
February 6, 2011 11:43am UTC

needed to save these...:)
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FADES:
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make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">

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marissaS
posted a quote
February 2, 2011 9:52am UTC

Hot Damn;
As opposed to cold damn.

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marissaS
posted a quote
February 1, 2011 5:08pm UTC

If beauty were time
then you'd be eternity

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marissaS
posted a quote
January 31, 2011 9:16pm UTC

I keep runnin back and forth
SOCCER TEAM

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marissaS
posted a quote
January 30, 2011 9:12pm UTC

Your Gonna
Catch A Cold
From The
T ICE I INS I DE YOUR SOUL T

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marissaS
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January 30, 2011 2:55pm UTC

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
Not meant to be stereotypical towards blondes

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marissaS
posted a quote
January 25, 2011 7:43am UTC

Frodo Baggins....."I destroy Dark Lords"
Obi Wan Kenobi...."I destroy Sith Lords"
Harry Potter....."I destroy dark wizards"
Edward Cullan....."I sparkle
I♥Twilight but i thought this was funny.

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marissaS
posted a quote
January 22, 2011 10:17am UTC

One night, a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings have changed and it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his face as he slowly reached into his pocket and passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding that very same street. He swerved right into the driver seat and the boy died. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out and read it, "Without your love, I would die."

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marissaS
posted a quote
January 1, 2011 10:54am UTC

Cleverbot: So what's your favorite song?
User: Justin Bieber.
Cleverbot: Justin Bieber? Of all people...
Cleverbot just made my day=) And I don't exactly like Justin. Sorry Bieber fans=)

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marissaS
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December 30, 2010 6:33pm UTC

This is probably the moto for most anerexic people:
Eat is just one letter away from fat.

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marissaS
posted a quote
December 30, 2010 5:11pm UTC

At the mall today, my friend and i were in Dicks and when an announcement came over the loud speaker we put our hands on our heads and quietly screamed ITS THOSE VOICES AGAIN!!!!! a random guy near us ushered his kids away in a panic, MLIA

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marissaS
posted a quote
December 29, 2010 1:16pm UTC

Clumsy 'cause I've fallen in
♥LOVE♥

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marissaS
posted a quote
December 29, 2010 1:10pm UTC

I know you're somewhere out there
Somewhere far away
I want you back
I want you back
My neighbors think I'm crazy
But they don't understand
You're all I have
You're all I have
-Talking to the Moon; Bruno Mars ♥

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marissaS
posted a quote
December 29, 2010 11:44am UTC

____&_____ sittin in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
first comes love
then comes marriage
then comes the baby in a baby carriage
Click the organ if creepy kid voices came in your mind and started singing this

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marissaS
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October 19, 2010 7:35pm UTC

Saying "no offense" really means
Hey I'm about to diss you but please, don't take it personally =]

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marissaS
posted a quote
October 2, 2010 10:11am UTC

A Guy Had A Crush On
This Girl
He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think
I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back
Credit to-xBeautifulDngerx

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marissaS
posted a quote
September 10, 2010 9:53pm UTC

I swear that all the quotes on witty are about
1. Eminem
2. Justin Bieber
3. Miley Cyrus
4. The TV
5. Jersey Shore
6. Love/Hate
7. Movie quotes
8. Facebook

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marissaS
posted a quote
August 20, 2010 8:03pm UTC

I am so buying Kidz Bop 18
Just to hear them epically fail at rapping Billionaire
XD

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marissaS
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August 20, 2010 5:42pm UTC

"Hmm... Should I fave this?"
*Clicks on the ''Next'' button*
*Quote is at the top of the page*
"Yup, I guess I should." :)
Sorry about the not so pretty colors

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