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NerdFace_x3

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Member Since: 30 Nov 2010 09:33am

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

user id: 137058

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326 Favorites
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You wouldn't dare, right ? :L
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I want to bitch slap you
Chicks before dicks.
Bros before Hoes.






 
 
Yeaaaaah.
When I was younger I saw my daddy cry
And curse at the wind
He broke his own heart and I watched
As he tried to reassemble it


I'm in trouble
I'm an addict
I'm addicted to this girl
She got my heart tied in a knot
And my stomach in a whirl
 
About me

You turn me on :L 
Hello thur. My name is Lauren,, imaa 15 years young and i blow out the candles on February 5th. If you annoy me i will shove a tube of pringles up your arse. So don't. I'm taken, by Jonny <3 hehe. iloveyouu :'] I am the furthest away from 'average' as it gets. 


1. I think your sexaaaay.
2. Even sexier than my straightners. 
3. My heart belongs in the mosh pit.
4.If you took away my eyeliner I would get my pet spatula to rape you.
5. I hate everything associated with Justin Bieber. Ergh, scumbag.
6. I love how you are still reading this.
7. Your dead to me if you don't like Taaj from Come Fly With Me :")
8. Your eyes are pretty.
9. I love my sister <3 
10. Stop looking at this, it's kinda creepy, stalker /:

Anyway, I would love to stay in chat but honestly I would rather go and sit by my charger and wait for my phone to charge.
  1. NerdFace_x3 NerdFace_x3
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    Patrick : Lets get naked!

  2. NerdFace_x3 NerdFace_x3
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    Patrick : GASP! Did you see my underpants?
    Mermaid : No.
    Patrick : ...Do you want to see them?
    <div > <div > <div style="background-color: black;"> <p style="text-align: center; line-height: 20px;"><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: 48px;"><span style="font-family: georgia;"><font color="#ce2775">t</font><font color="#d2306d">h</font><font color="#d53965">a</font><font color="#dc4b54">ts</font><font color="#e0544b"> </font><font color="#e45e43">m</font><font color="#ee792a">y</font><font color="#f28222"> </font><font color="#f99411">ja</font><font color="#ffa500">m.</font></span></span></span></strong><br /> <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><strong><span style="letter-spacing: -1px; font-size: 14px; text-shadow: -1px 1px 1px gray;">favourite if you remember that from "that's so raven." ♥</span></strong></span><br /> <br /> </p> </div> </div> </div>

  3. NerdFace_x3 NerdFace_x3
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    Friendships are much better than
    n o r m a l s h i p s .

  4. NerdFace_x3 NerdFace_x3
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 5:16pm UTC
    Because I read Twilight I have
    UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS
    towards men.

  5. NerdFace_x3 NerdFace_x3
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    <div style="line-height: 20px"> <div style="text-align: center; background-color: black"> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ffffff"> <br /> <span style="font-family: trebuchet ms"> Those mornings when,</span> </span></span> <div style="letter-spacing: -5px"> <strong><span style="color: #ffff66"><span style="font-size: 36px">yo</span></span><span style="color: #ffcc66"><span style="font-size: 36px">u j</span></span><span style="color: #ff9966"><span style="font-size: 36px">us</span></span><span style="color: #ff6666"><span style="font-size: 36px">t h</span></span><span style="color: #ff3366"><span style="font-size: 36px">at</span></span><span style="color: #ff0066"><span style="font-size: 36px">e e</span></span><span style="color: #cc0066"><span style="font-size: 36px">ve</span></span><span style="color: #990066"><span style="font-size: 36px">ry</span></span><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-size: 36px"> </span></span><span style="color: #660066"><span style="font-size: 36px">ou</span></span><span style="color: #663366"><span style="font-size: 36px">tf</span></span><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-size: 36px">it</span></span><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-size: 36px"> </span></span><span style="color: #669966"><span style="font-size: 36px">yo</span></span><span style="color: #66cc66"><span style="font-size: 36px">u t</span></span><span style="color: #66ff66"><span style="font-size: 36px">ry</span></span><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-size: 36px"> </span></span><span style="color: #66ff99"><span style="font-size: 36px">on</span></span><span style="color: #66ffcc"><span style="font-size: 36px">.</span></span></strong><br /> </div> </div> </div>
    After Monday and Tuesday
    even the calendar says
    WTF

  6. NerdFace_x3 NerdFace_x3
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    i love you like spongebob loves jellyfishing.
    i love you like sandy loves karate.
    i love you like mr krabs loves money.
    i love you like sqiudward loves his clarinet.
    I NEED YOU LIKE PLANKTON NEEDS THE KRUSTY KRAB FORMULA.
    *credit to pigglywiggly for the format.

  7. NerdFace_x3 NerdFace_x3
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:31pm UTC
    Looking at someone and thinking
    Why hello thur.
    Your so... TASTY.

  8. NerdFace_x3 NerdFace_x3
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 1:52pm UTC
    <p style="text-align: center; "><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size:60px;"><span style="font-family:impact;"><span style="line-height: 20px; letter-spacing: -4px; text-shadow: rgb(50, 50, 50) 1px 3px 5px; "><font color="#f72c3a"><font color="#3e9dbb"><font color="#222222">SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU</font></font></font></span></span></span><br /> <em><span style="line-height: 20px; font-family: georgia; letter-spacing: -4px; font-size: 48px; text-shadow: 1px 3px 5px rgb(50, 50, 50)"><font color="#f72c3a"><font color="#5d2c5c"><font color="#ff1493">o</font><font color="#ef1b93">v</font><font color="#de2391">e</font><font color="#cd2a90">r</font><font color="#bc318f"> </font><font color="#ab388d">a</font><font color="#9a408c">l</font><font color="#89478b">l</font><font color="#774e89"> </font><font color="#665588">t</font><font color="#555d87">h</font><font color="#446485">e</font><font color="#336b84"> </font><font color="#227283">f</font><font color="#117a81">u</font><font color="#008080">c</font><font color="#0a857c">k</font><font color="#158a76">s</font><font color="#1f9071"> </font><font color="#29956c">i</font><font color="#349a67"> </font><font color="#3e9f61">d</font><font color="#48a45c">o</font><font color="#53aa57">n</font><font color="#5daf52">'</font><font color="#67b44c">t</font><font color="#72b947"> </font></font></font></span></em><em><span style="line-height: 20px; font-family: georgia; letter-spacing: -4px; font-size: 48px; text-shadow: 1px 3px 5px rgb(50, 50, 50)"><font color="#f72c3a"><font color="#5d2c5c"><font color="#7cbe42">g</font><font color="#86c43d">i</font><font color="#91c937">v</font><font color="#9acd32">e</font></font></font></span></em><span style="font-size:22px;"><span style="color:#222222;"><span style="line-height: 20px; font-family: georgia; letter-spacing: -4px; text-shadow: rgb(50, 50, 50) 1px 3px 5px; ">♥</span></span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="line-height: 20px; font-family: georgia; letter-spacing: -4px; font-size: 48px; text-shadow: 1px 3px 5px rgb(50, 50, 50)"><span _fck_bookmark="1" style="display: none"><strong><font face="Georgia" size="7">.<span _fck_bookmark="1" style="display: none"> </span></font></strong>...... </span></span></p>
    That depressed feeling when
    the preview of your quote is
    messed up and looks
    completely different to your
    o r g i n a l.

  9. NerdFace_x3 NerdFace_x3
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 12:48pm UTC
    I lie on my bed and look at the stars and think,
    "Where the hell is my ceiling?"

  10. NerdFace_x3 NerdFace_x3
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    <p style="text-align: center; "><span style="font-size:36px;"><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;"><font color="#1d1346">T</font><font color="#271247">h</font><font color="#321249">a</font><font color="#3c114a">t </font><font color="#46104b">O</font><font color="#5b0f4e">n</font><font color="#650e4f">e</font><font color="#6f0e51"> </font><font color="#7a0d52">D</font><font color="#840c53">ay</font><font color="#8e0c55"> </font><font color="#980b56">I </font><font color="#a30a57">Mi</font><font color="#b7095a">s</font><font color="#c2085b">s </font><font color="#cc085d">S</font><font color="#e0065f">c</font><font color="#eb0661">ho</font><font color="#f50562">ol,</font></span></strong></span><br /> <strong><span style="font-size:48px;"><span style="font-family:tahoma;"><span style="color:#333333;">EVERYTHING HAPPENS</span></span></span></strong></p>
    +& Who else is thinking of
    addinga quote to the 'sport' section
    so you only need to get 6
    faves to get top quotes?

  11. NerdFace_x3 NerdFace_x3
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    <div style="letter-spacing: -3px"> <span style="font-size:48px;"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-weight: normal; ">S<em>a</em>y<em>i</em>ng s<em>o</em>m<em>e</em>th<em>i</em>ng,</span></span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: georgia; font-weight: normal; font-size: 48px; ">Th<em>e</em>n r<em>ea</em>l<em>i</em>z<em>i</em>ng <em>i</em>t s<em>ou</em>nd<em>e</em>d</span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; "><strong><span style="font-size:48px;"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><u><font color="#FF00AB">E</font><font color="#DF14B6">x</font><font color="#BF29C0">t</font><font color="#9F3DCB">r</font><em><font color="#8051D5">e</font></em><font color="#6065E0">m</font><font color="#407AEA">l</font><font color="#208EF5">y</font></u><font color="#00A2FF"> </font><font color="#24AFDB">s</font><em><font color="#49BDB6">e</font></em><font color="#6DCA92">x</font><em><font color="#92D76D">u</font><font color="#B6E449">a</font></em><font color="#DBF224">l</font><font color="#FFFF00">.</font></span></span></strong></span> </div>
    I might change
    my witty name to
    'Whoever'
    So when people add, 'credit to whoever'
    on their quotes,
    They'll think I'm pretty EPIC because I make so many quotes myself.

  12. NerdFace_x3 NerdFace_x3
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 28px"><span style="color: #d3d3d3"><span style="font-family: century gothic"><span style="background-color: #fff0f5">Type Here</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 28px"><span style="color: #d3d3d3"><span style="font-family: century gothic"><span style="background-color: #ee82ee">Type Here</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 28px"><span style="color: #d3d3d3"><span style="font-family: century gothic"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="background-color: #dda0dd">Type Here</span></span><br /> <span style="background-color: #800080">Type Here</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 28px"><span style="color: #d3d3d3"><span style="font-family: century gothic"><span style="background-color: #800080">Type Here</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 28px"><span style="color: #d3d3d3"><span style="font-family: century gothic"><span style="background-color: #800080">Type Here</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 28px"><span style="color: #d3d3d3"><span style="font-family: century gothic"><span style="background-color: #800080">Type Here</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 28px"><span style="color: #d3d3d3"><span style="font-family: century gothic"><span style="background-color: #dda0dd">Type Here</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 28px"><span style="color: #d3d3d3"><span style="font-family: century gothic"><span style="background-color: #ee82ee">Type Here</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 28px"><span style="color: #d3d3d3"><span style="font-family: century gothic"><span style="background-color: #fff0f5">Type Here</span></span></span></span><span _fck_bookmark="1" style="display: none"> </span></p>
    Dear Former school bully,
    Yes, I admit it, I did drive 10 miles out of my way to visit the gas station you work at.
    Sincerely, rich and formally bullied nerd.

  13. NerdFace_x3 NerdFace_x3
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 2:44pm UTC
    <div style="text-align: center; padding: 80px; background-color: rgb(1, 0, 1);"> <div style="line-height: 2px;"> <div style="letter-spacing: -9px;"> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: tahoma;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: 20px;"><span style="font-size: 100px;"><font class="Apple-style-span">Right now,</font></span></span></span></span><br /> <div style="letter-spacing: -1px;"> <em><span style="font-family: georgia;"><span style="font-size: 20px;"><span style="font-size: 72px;"><span style="font-size: 26px;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><font class="Apple-style-span"><font color="#ece140">s</font><font color="#ecdb40">o</font><font color="#ecd540">m</font><font color="#ecce40">e</font><font color="#ecc840">o</font><font color="#ecc240">n</font><font color="#ecbc40">e</font><font color="#ecb540"> </font><font color="#ecaf40">y</font><font color="#eca940">o</font><font color="#eca340">u</font><font color="#ec9c40"> </font><font color="#ec9640">h</font><font color="#ec9040">a</font><font color="#e58543">v</font><font color="#df7b45">e</font><font color="#d87048">n</font><font color="#d1664a">'</font><font color="#ca5b4d">t</font><font color="#c4514f"> </font><font color="#bd4652">m</font><font color="#b63b55">e</font><font color="#af3157">t</font><font color="#a9265a"> </font><font color="#a21c5c">i</font><font color="#9b115f">s</font></font></span></span></span></span></span></em><br /> <strong><span style="font-family: georgia;"><span style="font-size: 20px;"><span style="font-size: 72px;"><span style="font-size: 26px;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><font class="Apple-style-span"><font color="#9b115f"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"> </span></font></font></span></span></span></span></span></strong> <div style="letter-spacing: -5px;"> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: 40px;"><strong><span style="font-family: georgia;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><font class="Apple-style-span"><font color="#9b115f"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">out there wondering</span></font><br /> </font></span></span></strong><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: 43px;"><span style="font-family: georgia;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><font class="Apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: tahoma;">what it would be like</span></font></span></span></span></span><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size: 36px;"> <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px white;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><font class="Apple-style-span"><font color="#ece140">t</font><font color="#ecde40">o</font><font color="#ecda40"> </font><font color="#ecd740">m</font><font color="#ecd440">e</font><font color="#ecd040">e</font><font color="#eccd40">t</font><font color="#ecc940"> </font><font color="#ecc640">s</font><font color="#ecc340">o</font><font color="#ecbf40">m</font><font color="#ecbc40">e</font><font color="#ecb940">o</font><font color="#ecb540">n</font><font color="#ecb240">e</font><font color="#ecae40"> </font><font color="#ecab40">l</font><font color="#eca840">i</font><font color="#eca440">k</font><font color="#eca140">e</font><font color="#ec9e40"> </font><font color="#ec9a40">y</font><font color="#ec9740">o</font><font color="#ec9340">u</font><font color="#ec9040">.</font></font></span></span></span></span><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="color: rgb(155, 17, 95);"><span style="font-size: 34px;"><span style="font-family: georgia;"><strong><span style="font-size: 47px;"><span style="color: rgb(155, 17, 95);">- - - - - - - </span></span></strong></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: 48px;">♥</span></span><span style="color: rgb(155, 17, 95);"><span style="font-size: 34px;"><span style="font-family: georgia;"><strong><span style="font-size: 47px;"> - - - - - - - </span></strong></span></span></span></div> </div> </div> </div> </div>
    Were both online,
    Can't you start the conversation for once?

  14. NerdFace_x3 NerdFace_x3
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    I wish I could
    hide my love for you like I
    hide the spelling mistakes I make in my class book
    with Tippex.

  15. NerdFace_x3 NerdFace_x3
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 9:49am UTC
    Tears are just
    broken love letters.

  16. NerdFace_x3 NerdFace_x3
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2011 12:35pm UTC
    You make me so mad that I just want to scream, But all I want is for you to say you love me again.
    Why are the advertisements
    on Witty always so disturbing?

  17. NerdFace_x3 NerdFace_x3
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2010 9:13am UTC
    <div style="text-align: center; letter-spacing: -15px"> <span style="font-size: 72px"><span style="text-shadow: 41px 43px 39px black"><font class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><font color="#191970"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px"><span style="font-family: tahoma"><strong><span style="color: rgb(102,204,255)"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 43px; letter-spacing: -6px; font-size: 60px"><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#333333"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal">sometimes i look in the mirror & im just like</span></font></span></span></strong></span></span><br /> w </font><font color="#401976">o w. . . </font><font color="#66187c">w </font><font color="#8d1782">a y </font><font color="#b31688">t o </font><font color="#da158e">b </font><font color="#ff1493">e u g l y.</font></span></font></span></span></div>
    isn't it funny how when we draw
    stick people,
    the men have massive eyebrows and no eyelashes
    and the ladies have no eyebrows and massive eyelashes
    how messed up we are.

  18. NerdFace_x3 NerdFace_x3
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 3:26pm UTC
    that feeling when
    you are dieing for a pee but your belt is securely through the loops of your trousers.
    <div > <div > <div> <div> <div id="format bypeaceinpieces@secretsunspoken" style="padding: 100px 0px; text-align: center; background-color: rgb(150, 150, 150);"> <span id="please credit!"><span style="font-family: century gothic;"><span style="letter-spacing: -2px; font-size: 22px; color: rgb(80, 80, 80);">That awkward feeling </span></span><br /> <span style="color: rgb(238, 130, 238);"><span style="font-family: arial;"><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; letter-spacing: 4px; word-spacing: -4px;">[When you think someones staring at you]</span></font></span></span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: bookman old style;"><span style="font-size: 22px;"><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#505050"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="letter-spacing: -1px;">And you look up and...</span></font></span></span><br /> <br /> <div style="position: relative; line-height: 12px; left: 80px; -moz-transform: rotate(-8deg);"> <span style="color: rgb(238, 130, 238);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="letter-spacing: -2px;"><b><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'bradley hand itc'" size="5">They totally are..</font></b></span><br /> <br /> </span></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div>

  19. NerdFace_x3 NerdFace_x3
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 7:25am UTC
    Today,
    Today, I realized that Mario is definitely a
    loser and a cheapskate. He wakes up every
    day wearing
    the same clothes, runs around in sewers
    beats up people for their money, and what
    does he spend it on? Mushrooms.
    MLIA

  20. NerdFace_x3 NerdFace_x3
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 7:03am UTC
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    admit it,
    everyone has tried to text while lying on their bed and their phone,
    falls on their face.
    i know it's happened to me (':

:)

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