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glitter162*
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July 7, 2013 7:13pm UTC

I'm so good at sleeping,
I can do it with my eyes closed.

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glitter162*
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July 7, 2013 7:17pm UTC

I'm looking for a new personal
trainer.
The last one didn't work out.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 7:22pm UTC

Every 60 seconds in Africa,
a minute passes.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 2:00pm UTC

Here, take this medicine so
that you can die in a completely different way.
-Prescription drug commercials

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 8:03pm UTC

How do you stop a baby
astronaut from crying? You rocket.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 6:45pm UTC

So you like bad girls, huh?
Well then, you'll love me because I'm bad at everything.

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glitter162*
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July 11, 2013 6:51pm UTC

Girl on Facebook: To look in the mirror and see that the person staring back isn't you...
Me: Then it's probably a window instead.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 6:58pm UTC

Do you know what's coming
back? Boomerangs.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 7:06pm UTC

The only times you should
EVER consider interrupting a woman mid-sentence:
-I've won the lottery
-I'm having a heart attack
-I love you

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 7:15pm UTC

What do you call a person
with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 7:12pm UTC

What if the birds aren't singing
and they're screaming because they're afraid of heights

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 1:01pm UTC

I Hate my life
I Just Don't Wanna Live
Anymore
I Want To End My Life
Oh!
Ok Wait
Got My Internet
Connection Back..I'm Happy
Now..!!

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rafaela123
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 9:48pm UTC

I don't have any friends So why am I holding on
I love someone but he will always love her So why am I still holding on
Just why
Am I still holding on.
I obviously don't want to be here.
Feeling nothing but pain.
So why,
Am I still holding on.
And what am I holding on to,
Why is it keeping me here?

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rafaela123
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 11:02pm UTC

He told me that we should skype.
I told him that I'm nervous about it.
He never asked why,
Just changed the subject,
Maybe he didn't see it.
Maybe he wanted to talk about something different
I'm so nervous.
Nervous that I'm going to break down and cry.
Thats what I do when I miss him.
When we are talking,
Sometimes,
I cry.
Imagine how it's going to be when I see him,
Hear his voice.
Sometimes,
I can't hold it in.
I just let it all pour out,
I can't help it.
I just...
Miss you....

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hazup
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 11:05am UTC

I told myself that I'm going to study hard but it goes on the same cycle every school year

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*blushes*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 2:06pm UTC

You're showing me colors of the sky
But all I see grey
You lost me when you lied
Promise me but you never try
Secrets in your eyes
You go and run, I'll hide

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*blushes*
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 8:16am UTC

Facebook the day vacation begin:
Sarah Smith:
VACATION!! ♥
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Paul Snow:
VACATION!!
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Kit Harington
Vacation! \*-*/
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Camille Lavine
Finally no school anymore!
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hazup
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 8:13am UTC

are we friends or are we more?
I'M NOT SURE

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Red_Blood_Road
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July 11, 2013 12:29pm UTC

Beauty sleep?
When I wake up, I surely don't look beautiful, I look like a crack wh0re o.O

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