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  1. harmoniaandhestia harmoniaandhestia
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    Everyone knows
    "haha" = laughing at you and
    "hahaha" means laughing with you ♥

  2. StarMoonSun87 StarMoonSun87
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    Adele... why don't you just set fire to my school instead of the rain.
    Just a thought...

  3. AlliieGiirl AlliieGiirl
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    I wonder how many people actually like me.

  4. XxKayla618xX XxKayla618xX
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    Just because we dont talk doesnt mean i dont think about you.
    Im just trying to keep my distance, because i know i can't have you.♥

  5. sarnotsav sarnotsav
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    If gingers don't have souls...
    then are the Weasley's safe from dementors?

  6. Kuhaiu Kuhaiu
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    me: HEY HEY I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING HEY
    friend: OKAY WHAT DO YOU WANT ALREADY!
    me:
    friend:
    me:
    friend:
    me:
    friend:
    me: nevermind, i forgot
    admit it, this has happened to you all. :)
    nmf

  7. Alyssa_Marie_Forker Alyssa_Marie_Forker
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    ♥ that awkward moment when, someone is watching you take a picture of yourself.

  8. julie14472 julie14472
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    Dear Cancer,
    She's winning.
    i l ove you emma♥
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  9. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    One Direction things#182
    Louis: The story was, i think it was some sort of bloody sheep...
    All the other boys: IT WAS A COW
    Louis: so it was a cow that was making a noise like, you know how cows do,
    All: MOOOOOO!!
    Zayn: IT SOUNDED LIKE A PERSON
    Liam: it really sounded like a person!
    Louis: Liam being the heroic man that he is and was, decided that he would go out there and save this "man" which was in fact a cow. He hopped over the gate to the fields at Harry's step dads place
    Liam *Le cover face*
    Louis: and he kinda looked around an shouted
    "HELLO, HELLO DOES ANYONE NEED ANY HELP!"
    *Laughter*
    Zayn: what about when i got the stick, wrapped a cloth around it and lit it on fire...
    Louis: Zayn thought he was Tarzan
    Zayn: i was indiana JONESS!!
    Harry: it was completeley dark and liam was on the fence like
    "IS ANYBODY OUT THERE"
    Niall: The best bit was, so Liam was going to take on a murderer down the field and a horse comes running at me in the dark.....
    *Laughter*
    ......
    Liam: atleast im willing to help someone... that's the moral of the story :')
    :
    LMFAO yes Liam... yes :')
    OMG I LOVE THESE BOYS SO MUCH!
    http://bit.ly/HsjL7Z <- Watch this video here :D

    formatcredittofatassmuffin

  10. Abbjess789 Abbjess789
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Dear Crush,
    If your "shower brb" was intended to make me imagine you naked.. mission accomplished

  11. unitopia25 unitopia25
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    Janessa went from being "in a relationship" to "single."
    Like • Comment • 11 minutes ago
    Courtney My phone battery literally lasted longer.
    5 minutes ago · Like
    i found this on unfriendable
    and i thought it was hilarious :)

  12. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    No one gets it.

  13. cutterforever cutterforever
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when a GPS tells a gay guy to go straight

  14. KenzieKenz KenzieKenz
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    I want a boy bestfriend who will call me beautiful, and
    like my photos on facebook, commenting them saying things
    such as the fact he's proud to have me as a best friend. One that
    I can call up, crying about other boys, and him saying he'll beat
    the crap out of them for me. A boy bestfriend who will drive
    me around like he's my big brother, and kiss me on the forehead
    or cheek when he knows I'm upset. One who becomes friends with
    my boyfriend one who calls me up to see what I'm doing. I want a boy
    bestfriend who will tell me when I'm wrong, and force me into fixing
    fixing things and apologizing because he knows that it will make
    things better for me. I just want a perfect boy bestfriend,
    who will love me and protect me from all the other boys. ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Bros before hoes
    Yeah. But shes not a hoe and if you consider her one then your definitley not a bro.

  17. KenzieKenz KenzieKenz
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    iGo One Direction
    Carly: Okay, so what are we going to do about this?
    Freddie: Uh, I know what might motivate Harry to get out of bed and back on stage . . .
    Sam: You think I should work him over with the buttersock?
    Carly: You know, I really really don't
    Zayn: Did she say butter sock?
    Liam: Is that a sock?
    Louis: Full of butter?
    Freddie: Do you guys want to hear my idea?
    Niall: Does it involve the butter sock?
    Freddie: No!

  18. lovehimmorethanwords lovehimmorethanwords
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    Ashley Realize what you have, bc once it's gone, it's not coming back :(
    Like • Comment • 45 minutes ago near The Great Wall of China
    John Unless it's herpes.
    42 minutes ago • Like

  19. Angiebabe16 Angiebabe16
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    >> Dropping a spoon and naming your Chinese kid after the noise it makes. <<

  20. The_Drama_Girl The_Drama_Girl
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    going in the pool:
    ready,we'll jump in together on
    1,2,3
    both of you run up to the pool
    then watching your friend jump in alone.
    we all do it.

:)

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