lozza821's Quotes

lozza821
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July 23, 2012 12:13pm UTC

Me: I'm sorry but i can't be with you anymore.
Witty: Why? What's changed?
Me: You.
mine.

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lozza821
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July 22, 2012 5:59pm UTC

Most people: lol lazy sunday
Me: lol lazy sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and saturday.

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lozza821
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July 22, 2012 5:49pm UTC

I think i'm going to end up like Plankton...
Marrying a computer.

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lozza821
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July 22, 2012 5:39pm UTC

Me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
Me:
Me:
Me: is that the sun

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 12:33am UTC

Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 12:23am UTC

Friend: Didn't you say you were going on a diet?
Me: That was 2 hours ago. Shut the hell up.

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 12:13am UTC

That moment when
you’re thinking about really inappropriate things and suddenly you start to believe that people in the room can read your mind.

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lozza821
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July 22, 2012 12:03am UTC

My parents think I’m the only one who spends all day on the internet.
Little does she know, all of you exist.

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 11:53pm UTC

When it’s raining outside and you don’t have to feel guilty about staying inside all day.

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lozza821
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July 21, 2012 11:43pm UTC

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 10:53pm UTC

You wanna know what's funny?
When i see paintings of Adam and Eve where they both have belly buttons. Think about it. Take as much time as you need...

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 2:52pm UTC

That girl you just called a mudblood?
She spends hours every day practicing spells hoping people will like her.
That boy you just stupified?
His parents use the cruciatus curse on him regularly.
The guy you just made fun of for crying?
His mother was killed by a death eater.
That kid you just pushed?
Hes trying to use the killing curse on himself.
Words hurt. You never know what its like until you fly a mile on someone elses broom.

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 9:22pm UTC

I still remember the first day i met you.

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 8:52pm UTC

That moment when you realise all your friends are gorgeous,
and well, you're just a potato.

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 8:02pm UTC

That awkward moment
When a guy accidentally hits your boob.

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 7:32pm UTC

I just want to feel what love feels like.
lol jk i just want food