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Checkmate
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 1:10pm UTC

When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL

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RainbowMarshmellows
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August 5, 2012 2:23am UTC

Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me.

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Mtune
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August 6, 2012 12:26am UTC

Me in Summer: Ahh, I want school back. I miss it so much.
Me in School: When the hell is Winter break?
Happens everytime.

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Moniibabyy14
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August 5, 2012 9:25pm UTC

You think im crazy?
my family got kicked out of TARGET today..
❤❤❤

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Yourss
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August 5, 2012 9:36pm UTC

You are beautiful,
no matter what they say.
♥

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Bravosierra*
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August 4, 2012 7:02pm UTC

500 faves, 0 comments.
My thoughts: A top quote. SWEET.
36 faves, 456 comments
My thoughts: Sh/ts going down.

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Soccerbabe23
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 6:47pm UTC

Wanting a boy
to give you a piggy-back ride
but you're afraid
you're too heavy.

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bunnylover43
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August 5, 2012 4:25pm UTC

I just realized
Tooth paste is soap made for mouths
my format

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Infinity on high*
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August 4, 2012 11:13pm UTC

i saw a photo taken of a boy's facebook page- (he was probably about, 18-20.)
Another boy had commented, he said,
"your girlfriend is HOT."
This is how the boy replied:
"My girlfriend is 'hot?' My girlfriend is 'hot?' You have the entire english language with it's vast spectrum of adjectives to descibe my girl friend, and you settle for 'hot?!'
My girlfriend is far beyond beautiful. My girlfriend is enamoring, enrapturing, captivating, ravishing, lovely, incredible, overwhelming, adorable, alluring, enticing and radiant. She's a stunner- she'll take your breath away before you have the hcance to introduce yourself. Her eyes constantly shine with joy, even in the midst of pain or sadness. She's a fireball that i can barely handle, but i can tell you that you wouldn't stand a chance. She has a mind that can tear yours to shreds, considering the one you chose to describe her with is 'hot.'
Don't ever degrade my girlfriend like that again."
^^ that's what he said, word for word. wow.

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jimmy365
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July 31, 2012 11:52pm UTC

when i see young athletes in olympics
AND I'M LIKE, "I HAVE DONE NOTHING WITH MY LIFE."
nmq

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lolsince98
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 3:10pm UTC

VIBRATE
Should be a ringtone on your phone
Not a setting
Because 95% of the time I hear it before I feel it

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rainbowUnicorns123
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 4:40pm UTC

The one who laughs last is slow....
The one who laughs first has the dirtiest mind:)

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littleleftofthemiddle
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July 26, 2012 8:31pm UTC

Me: *wraps self in blanket*
Me: I AM A BURRITO OF SEXINESS

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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July 26, 2012 9:21pm UTC

you: hey sexy
*relationship lasts 2 months*
me: goodmorning beautiful, I missed you.
*relationship lasts 2 years*
nmf - i follow back ^.^

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 7:51pm UTC

John Blunk: Saved his Girlfriend by throwing himself on top of
her using his body as a shield
Alex Teves: Pushed his Girlfriend to the floor and was struck by
a bullet in the process
Matt McQuinn: Dove on top of his Girlfriend as soon as the
shooting began.
Note: They sacrificed their lives to
have their Girlfriend to live. They inspired me so much from the
Colorado Shooting. They are definitely the Heroes of Colorado Shooting
They gave me a lots of Hope.

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RunawayRachel
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July 17, 2012 3:30am UTC

If hide and seekwas an olympic sport,all my bobby pins would win gold. I follow back ^_^

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