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  1. LightItUpp LightItUpp
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    #PrayForAvalanna

  2. LoveLikeNoOneElse LoveLikeNoOneElse
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    She
    Wants
    A
    Gentle Man

  3. Randomewords Randomewords
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    I try to stay awake but your voice makes me dreem every time
    Original Formato Cread by RandomeWords

  4. alliecat alliecat
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    Fave and I'll Rate You!


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  6. chrissaysrawr chrissaysrawr
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 11:44am UTC
    i follow all the beautiful girls on witty..........
    thts every girl :)

  7. bambi101 bambi101
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    & Kiss Me if I'm Wrong But
    Dinosaurs still exist right? ;)

  8. TheNameIsBarbie TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    I'm so sexy,
    my phone, my iPod, and my Wi-Fi are all turned on by me.

  9. bambi101 bambi101
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    Like this if you're single.
    correction: too sexy for everyone :)

  10. ImThatGinjaNinjaJesus ImThatGinjaNinjaJesus
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    Hey imma guy and im single.
    so hit me up!(;

  11. Poppy10595 Poppy10595
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    Favorite if you are a girl.

    Comment if you are a guy.

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Dear food commercial,
    nobody eats in slow motion
    with their eyes closed anymore.❤
    sincerely, i just thought i'd give you the update
    quote by jimmy365:)!
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Nowadays
    "cool" means "i really don't care"
    "sick" means "awesome"
    and "i love you" doesn't mean anything.
    all my quote:) -jimmy365
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    the awkward moment
    when santa
    accidently
    leaves the
    price tag
    on your present.
    jimmy365 -nmq
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    If someone says
    "I love you"
    and you don't feel the same way, just say
    "I LOVE YOUTUBE"
    d a n g f a s t ;)
    jimmy365 - nmq:)
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. hanzoo346 hanzoo346
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    I want to slow dance
    On a trampoline

  17. SocietyKilledTheTeenager SocietyKilledTheTeenager
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    Sing it for the boys; sing it for the girls
    Every time that you lose it, sing it for the world
    Sing it from the heart; sing it till you're nuts
    Sing it out for the ones that'll hate your guts
    Sing it for the deaf; sing it for the blind
    Sing about everyone that you left behind
    Sing it for the world,
    SING IT FOR THE WORLD.

  18. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    ♥neversaynever16♥
    Daughter: Dad, I'm a lesbian.
    Dad: Oh...Okay
    2nd Daughter: I am also a lesbian.
    Dad: WTF! Doesn't anybody from this family like MEN!!
    Son: I do...
    Dad: *Faints*

  19. senior10 senior10
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    Dad: Will you marry me?
    Me: EWW NO!
    Dad: Good, we will practice this daily so if someone actually asks you for your hand in marriage, it will be an auto reaction<3


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

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