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  1. swagginitup96 swagginitup96
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    Are you okay?
    Yeh, let me break your heart and see if your okay.


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. thingsppldontsay thingsppldontsay
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Things People Don't Say #56
    "Mean Girls 2 was better than the first"

  4. Walshy Walshy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 11:09am UTC
    You probably moved on
    Forgot about me,
    forgot about us.
    But baby,
    I'm still going strong,
    and this time i'm not letting go.

  5. livelifealltheway livelifealltheway
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Dear guys,
    if you like a girl,don't make her start the conversation,cause then she worries shes being annoying.
    Sincerely,
    every girl

  6. elizabethhh elizabethhh
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Whenever someone says
    "Don't cry"
    I always
    Cry harder

  7. pretty1star1girl pretty1star1girl
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    Not knowing to text back,
    But not wanting the conversation to end.

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    I feel like
    I bother people
    just by being alive...

  9. sweet_dreams27 sweet_dreams27
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 12:32am UTC
    If only i could get a second chance...
    maybe things could be different.

  10. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Its not the goodbye that hurt the most,
    its the memories, like pictures,texts,and reminders
    Thats what hurts the most

  11. tibbsxoxo tibbsxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    &who else thinks
    BABY LEASHES ARE NOT NORMAL

  12. JohannaBananaMustacheEmporium JohannaBananaMustacheEmporium
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    me: guess what!friend: what?!me: Im FINALLY over him!friend: Yay! that's awesome! friend: brb gotta peeme: ..he used to pee.. ):nmq.

  13. XxcinderellaxX XxcinderellaxX
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    HELP ME WITTY
    AMRIE45 is gonna kill herself!
    she believes shes worthless and no one cares.
    This girl is Beautiful and skinny trust me she disagrees
    Please, favorite this quote
    I need her to know that people care
    Help me, Witty
    Please
    please
    please
    please
    please!
    STOP SCROLLING AND READ THIS NOW!
    READ THIS
    ^
    |
    |
    JUST PLEASE READ FOR HER AND FAVE TO SHOW PEOPLE CARE ABOUT HER!!!
    AND THE REASON THIS IS IN FUNNY IS BECAUSE I KNOW PEOPLE LOOK THERE A LOT!
    STOP SCROLLING!

  14. bizzlebelles bizzlebelles
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Would cuddling be allowed?
    It's a requirement.
    nmq

  15. prplesockerninja22 prplesockerninja22
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you see a bug and you smack it.
    But then you have to check if it's alive or not.
    And it's still twitching so you just flip out and start beating the twitching sh*t out of it
    nmf

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    My dad texted me.
    "Hey Bree, I heard your school went on lockdown, I hope you're okay."
    I replied; "No, I died."
    LMAO. I'm fuucking funny.

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    Success is like pregnancy.
    Everybody congratulates you, but no one knows how many times you got screwed to get there.

  18. chimneythewerebear chimneythewerebear
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    Lady, please
    you've been fingered more times than a bowling ball.
    nmf/nmq

  19. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    #<('o'<)
    I have a waffle
    <(' .' )>
    WHERE'D IT GO?!
    (>‘o’)>#
    I FOUND IT!
    v( ‘.’ )v
    It fell.....
    ^( '-' )^
    Oh well..

  20. gracegreene gracegreene
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    omegle Talk to strangers!
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger:hiii
    You: hey
    Stranger: boy or girl?(:
    You: grill(:
    Stranger: cool whats your name? :D
    You: George Foreman.
    Stranger: i thought you were a girl...?
    You: no i said grill.
    Stranger has disconnected.

:)

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