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  1. xxSwaggerLikeWoahxx xxSwaggerLikeWoahxx
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 2:35pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT:
    when the automatic toilet flushes and you're still peeing
    -_-

  2. lines lines
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 2:22pm UTC
    This is me praying that
    this was the very first page
    not were the story line ends.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. CheyenneRinaldiStories CheyenneRinaldiStories
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 2:23pm UTC
    I hate when the cashiers ask,
    "Is that everything"
    Uhm no
    I would clearly like all this invisible stuff

  5. neonpandaninja neonpandaninja
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 2:19pm UTC
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  6. jessieduff09 jessieduff09
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    Whoever this "him"
    Character is,
    he must be pretty popular..
    Because he's got 1000s of girls after him. ♥
    Image 15 of 19

  7. FightingAgainstAnorexia FightingAgainstAnorexia
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    Words hurt more than anything else
    because words last forever.

  8. xodreamerxo xodreamerxo
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    i like food
    food i liked
    i once had food
    then i died
    -michele, the girl who cant write poetry on her life :D

  9. keepmysecrets keepmysecrets
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When all of your friends are doing stuff together and your just a loner sitting in the corner of your house all like "I like turtles."
    ♥♥♥
    nmf

  10. EmilyDuddles EmilyDuddles
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    Looking back at your old best friend;
    And realizing they've changed for the worst and there's nothing that breaks your heart more.
    ♥♥♥

  11. juliarieley2722 juliarieley2722
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 8:32pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When you have to much lotion on and don't know where to put it

    n m f

  12. awsomeapple awsomeapple
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    The most beautiful line is
    But, I love you . The most painful line is
    I love you, but... ♥

  13. 23witty23 23witty23
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 7:19pm UTC
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  14. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    (._. )
    IT'S AN ALASKAN BULL WORM!

  15. mcgoo9 mcgoo9
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 4:23pm UTC
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  16. Austin21 Austin21
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    I'm as bored as a
    prostitute
    on her period.

  17. roseisamazing5 roseisamazing5
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    today, i walked with him to 4th period;
    best 3 minutes of my life. ♥

  18. meganmichelle meganmichelle
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    I love u.
    Awh, really? :)
    Yeah, its my favorite vowel.

  19. Taylor0221 Taylor0221
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    "Dude she has a boyfriend
    "So, soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score" <3
    " """"""""""".///

  20. kiwi145623 kiwi145623
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    Sometimes when I'm alone..
    i like to cover myself in vaseline and pretend to be a slug.

:)

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