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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. iderphardcore iderphardcore
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 10:43pm UTC
    Mary had a little lamb
    Her father shot it dead.
    Now it goes to school with her,
    between two chunks of bread.

  3. iderphardcore iderphardcore
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 10:48pm UTC
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  4. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 10:54pm UTC
    REMEMBER KIDS,
    if a stranger offers you drugs, you thank them.
    because drugs are very expensive.

  5. AdDiCtEd2SuMmEr AdDiCtEd2SuMmEr
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 11:11pm UTC
    When you don't feel like putting your clean clothes away so you just throw them with your dirty clothes.
    Just me?
    nmf

  6. lilannyrocks29 lilannyrocks29
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 11:32pm UTC
    I love long walks,
    especialy when they are
    taken by people who annoy me.

  7. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 11:35pm UTC
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  8. xXxRandomizerXxX xXxRandomizerXxX
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 11:41pm UTC
    Do you know the most famous guy in the world?
    His name is DAT Juan Guy.
    Who was that?
    Oh,he was DAT Juan Guy. ♥ nmf

  9. swinglifeawayxo swinglifeawayxo
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 11:44pm UTC
    Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters: harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

  10. catsrock71 catsrock71
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 12:02am UTC
    When I was younger, I didn't know I lived in a mansion.
    Then I went to a friend’s house and was like... oh.
    -Paris Hilton
    Like yesterday, I didn't know Paris Hilton had friends.
    Then I read this quote and was like... oh.
    (c)

  11. urbanDECAY urbanDECAY
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 12:04am UTC
    WHEN
    WILL-I-AM DIES, WILL HIS TOMBSTONE SAYWILL- I-WAS?

  12. liveyourlife28 liveyourlife28
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 12:33am UTC
    Wow you're as slutty as a bowling ball. Picked up fingered and thrown away.
    (:
    nmf

  13. HaveFaith HaveFaith
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 5:14am UTC
    So I'm making a profile on this website
    I click gender
    And the options are;
    Female
    Male
    Other.
    nmf

  14. Little_Dreamer Little_Dreamer
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 5:34am UTC
    I believe the word, Studying was derived from the words,
    Students
    and
    Dying.
    q m n

  15. faiithmarie faiithmarie
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 11:03am UTC
    What's on MY mind?
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - ---
    Him. It's always him.
    Food. It's always food.

  16. Macy Macy
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 11:09am UTC
    When you have a bruise:
    5% of people try to remember where they got it.
    5% of people don't even know they have it.
    90% of people would tend to poke it to see how much it hurts.
    Found this on tumblr

  17. Diary Diary
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 11:51am UTC
    Hey, mom could you bring my lunch into school? It's on the kitchen table and I forgot it, sorry :) xxxx
    :L not my format
    Starve.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. xxmcdreamyxx xxmcdreamyxx
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 12:56pm UTC
    Favorite if you really hate your voice. :/

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