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  1. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 1:04pm UTC
    Home is where you fully understand how the shower works.

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 1:35pm UTC
    You know you're a lazy pile
    when yo use cheats on Wii Fit.

  3. caseythecool caseythecool
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 1:02pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

  4. caseythecool caseythecool
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 1:04pm UTC
    I have “LOW SELF-ESTEEM” tattooed on my chest but no one will ever see it because i keep my shirt on when i go swimming

  5. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    I hope when you die you get to see
    your life stats. Like how many
    times you laughed, or how many times you kissed.
    Or how many people have loved you
    or how many have hated you.
    How many times you made a stranger
    smile or laugh, or how many people thought
    you were pretty. What kind of impression you
    made on others and what
    everybody else thought of you.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 12:06pm UTC
    AT&T M CELL 11:52 PM 99%
    Messages
    Crush
    Edit
    November 3rd, 2009
    Hey :)
    Today at 10:25am
    Sorry I didn't get back to you right away. I was pretty busy.
    I sent that four years ago.

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 12:22pm UTC
    Oh, my opinion offended you?
    You should hear the ones I keep to myself.

  9. caseythecool caseythecool
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    #prayfortalia

  10. caseythecool caseythecool
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    "You ask!"
    "No you ask!"
    "Will you please ask?"
    "Why can't you ask?"
    "Fine.... hey, my friend wants to ask you something!"

  11. caseythecool caseythecool
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    I type "haha" and "lol" even when we all know i'm pretty much as expressionless as Kristen Stewart

  12. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    I am Victoria
    and I have a secret.

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    If you don't have anything nice to say,
    come sit next to me and we can insult people together.

  14. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs
    because they always take things literally.

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU
    MAKES YOU SMALLER.
    -Super Mario.

  16. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 10:34am UTC
    do u just ever look at an old photo bravely and scream when u see ur old ugly face yea that just happened to me

  17. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 6:02am UTC
    Nothing compares
    with the stomach ache
    you get from
    laughing with your
    best friends

  18. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 11:49am UTC
    me: *sees Back to School advertisements*
    me: *screams*

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 11:52am UTC
    To be perfectly honest, you'll never fully understand or fully relate to Taylor Swift's song Fifteen until you actually go through your freshman year of high school.

  20. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 11:26am UTC
    Pray for talia
    She brings hope and inspiration to all young girls who have suffered the trauma of cancer. Everyone in life has their own inspirations and Talia has been mine for over two years. She did not let cancer control her life, she did not let it destroy her. She wore a smile and did not take life for granted. She showed that living with cancer does not need to be a dark time, but an opportunity to live life to the full. She is truly beautiful inside and out and she deserves the world. She taught thousands of young girls how to deal with the effects of cancer, make up tutorials so little girls could have their eye lashes and eye brows back, she taught little girls how to embrace losing their hair. Can you imagine being completely bald as a 12 year old girl? How scary and confusing that is? Talia dealt with this in the best way possible, going out their and showing the world you should not be ashamed of this. Talia is extremely sick, she has signed the do not resuscitate papers and has not eaten in 5 days, all she can do right now is sleep the pain away and wake up to vomit. Talia doesn’t deserve this and although I never knew her in person I felt close to her as she shared so much with the world. As much as it breaks my heart that talia is off the meds and will soon pass away, I have no doubt she will be a guardian angel to all those who suffer and a shining light to children for years to come. Talia deserved a life of health and joy and I hope someday when she has passed, she will get that. Even if you are not religious, say a little prayer or cross your fingers that Talia will always be safe and pain free wherever she is.

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