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  1. deidruhh deidruhh
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    To Most Guy's A Relationship Means;
    Getting a girl to fall head over heels for him.
    Saying "I love you" when he doesn't truely mean it.
    Being really nice.
    Getting her to sleep with him.
    & Bam it's over,
    & the process repeats itself.

  2. Puffball55 Puffball55
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    Don't like me?
    COOL, I don't wake up every day to impress you.
    Format: twilightgirl995

  3. MrsDanielTosh MrsDanielTosh
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    You know life sucks,
    when gas prices are higher than your GPA

  4. soccerxgirlx97 soccerxgirlx97
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    Me: Can I use the bathroom?
    Teacher: I don't know, can you?
    Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
    Teacher: .......

  5. nikkiparentrox nikkiparentrox
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    What the author wrote: The girl sat down in the black chair
    What your english teacher thinks it meant: The author clearly is using symbolism here. The chair was black to show the girl is in a dark place, a place of desperation. She is sitting on the chair for support, since she is physically and mentally unstable.
    What the author means:The girl sat down in the black chair
    The gigtttttt
    blathe girl sat

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    Boyfriend:I have something
    to ask you.
    Girlfriend:Yes?
    Boyfriend:It is very serious and
    requires a serious answer.
    Girlfriend:OMG im scared now..
    Boyfriend:Do you know the muffin man?
    Girlfriend:I hate you.
    nmq

  7. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 1:05am UTC
    I wish that my love could
    be like volleyball. Just call "MINE!" & everyone backs off...♥
    jayciecutie01's format
    nmq//saw it on facebook

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    If I got a nickel for everytime I saw
    someone as beautiful as you
    I ' d h a v e f i v e c e n t s
    jimmy365:)
    nmq/^my format

  10. cndcdancer97 cndcdancer97
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    I'M GOING FOR A RUN,
    a temple run.

  11. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    I I I I I
    Friends: OMG my boyfriend bought me this amazing necklace and told me he loved me.Other friends: OMG this boy I like sent me the cutest text last night about how amazing I am.Me: Sometimes, old people say hi to me.
    Format credit - RunawayRachel (:

  12. soccer11fh soccer11fh
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Guys have friends that are girls
    Because it gives them someone to talk about their feelings with.
    ≈♥≈
    Girls have friends that are guys
    Because there is soooooo much less drama.
    ≈♥≈

  13. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    I don't re-check
    my test. I just flip threw the pages
    anyone else?

  14. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 4:12am UTC
    Post it Note - Day 1
    Today is a new day.
    Start it with a smile.
    ~a little piece of inspiration a day~

  15. Iwishyouweremine Iwishyouweremine
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    Imagine Oprah as president,
    It'd be like, YOU GET A JOB! AND YOU GET A JOB! AND YOU AND YOU!
    EVERYBODY GETS A JOB!

  16. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:17am UTC
    it's alright, no need to reply. i was just texting you to exercise my fingers.

  17. stephelizabeth13 stephelizabeth13
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    epic song list ♥
    Inspirational:
    More Than Alive – The Ready Set
    Sticks And Stones – Jason Reeves
    Stand – Rascal Flatts
    Skyscraper – Demi Lovato
    It’s Your Life – Francesca Battistelli
    Unwritten – Natasha Bedingfield
    Happy relationship:
    Me & You – Stereo Skyline
    I’m Yours – The Script
    Everything You Do – He Is We
    Happy – NeverShoutNever
    Ours – Taylor Swift
    Smile – UncleKracke
    Tired of Hurting:
    Pieces – Rascal Flatts
    Papercuts – Runner Runner
    Perfect Nightmare – Shontelle
    Why – Secondhand Serenade
    Got A Crush:
    Butterflies – The Girlfriend Season
    Your Biggest Fan – Never Shout Never
    A Little More Us – Stereo Skyline
    Miracle – Cascada
    Miss Your Ex:
    Like We Used To – A Rocket To The Moon
    Breathe – Taylor Swift
    4 Real – Avril Lavigne
    Long Gone and Moved On – The Script
    Last Kiss – Taylor Swift
    If This Was A Movie – Taylor Swift
    My Happy Ending – Avril Lavigne
    Whatever It Takes – Lifehouse
    Getting Over Him:
    For You, and Your Denial - Yellowcard
    Goodbye – Kristina DeBarge
    Thanks For Nothing – Downtown Fiction
    A Little Bit Stronger – Sara Evans
    Tell Me I’m A Wreck – Every Avenue

  18. swimgurrl swimgurrl
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 5:09pm UTC
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  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    Friend:You ask!
    Me: No, you ask!
    Friend:No, you ask!
    Me:Fine. Excuse me, my friend would like to
    ask you a question?
    follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365

  20. paulinacheer12 paulinacheer12
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 3:37pm UTC
    the simple things in life;
    coming straight home and going to bed. buying amazing clothes you found
    on sale. holding hands. unexpected moments that turn into favorite memories.
    talking on the phone with your best friends 'til 3AM. Taking long showers
    to wash away the pain. feeling like you finally belong somewhere. realizing that
    people actually care. resting on someone's chest. deciding what you want
    to do with your life. when your meal comes after waiting for ever.that satisfied
    feeling when your full and your meal was amazing. falling asleep instantly when youre
    upset. meeting random people who happen to change your life. having a great night's
    sleep. drinking a cup of hot cocoa when youre cold. walking into a candy store
    with a lot of money. just going crazy with your best friend.. not caring of what
    people think. realizing you actually are beautiful, no matter what.. laughing
    until your side hurts. bringing gum into class and not getting caught. knowing
    your going to be bored all weekend, then ending up with plans. when your hair
    stays neat, after a long day. compliments from strangers. compliments from friends.
    when you're about to let go from a hug, then they hug tighter. playing with a puppy.
    those nights where you just have fun. having guy friends. reading a really good book.
    having insiders with friends. when everyone's chill and no dramas happening.
    giggling when a guy tickles you. that one perfect quote that makes your day.
    going out with your girls. trying a new lip gloss that you love. the feeling of softness
    in your hair after a a haircut. waking up early and realizing you have more time to sleep. and that
    everything is going to be alright♥
    nmq or format but so true.

:)

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