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livluvlax12

  1. jordlax23 jordlax23
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    That mini heart attack
    when your ipod decides to go bungee jumping
    on your headphones
    format credit: jordlax23

  2. jordlax23 jordlax23
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Hey I Just Met You
    & this is crazy
    my name is Dory
    Hey I Just Met You

  3. jordlax23 jordlax23
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 1:17am UTC
    People say there are plenty of fish in the sea
    But im not looking for any old fish...im looking for my nemo
    And until i find him im gunna listen to dory and "just keep swimming"♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    The awkward moment when you accidentally make eye contact to the same person like five times.

  5. ForeverHidingBehindASmile ForeverHidingBehindASmile
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    "Ha! You flinched!"
    "No sh*t, you almost hit me in the f*cking face!"

  6. livluvlax12 livluvlax12
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Saying you had to be ther e...
    When you realize what your saying isn't funny

  7. livluvlax12 livluvlax12
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    who discovered we could get milk from cows...
    and what did they think they were doing at the time? nmf.

  8. livluvlax12 livluvlax12
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    that horrible moment at a restaurant...
    when you see food that looks really good, going to the table next to you♥
    nmf.

  9. supergirl12 supergirl12
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    listening to the click of my pen...click. click. click. click. click. click. click. click. click. click. click. click. click. click. click. fav if you didn't read all the clicksnmf

  10. speaknow22 speaknow22
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    *Painting my nails*
    Left hand:perfect.
    Right hand:looks like a blind cat did it.
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  11. livluvlax12 livluvlax12
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    Admit It......
    we've all tried balancing the light-switch in the middle.

  12. livluvlax12 livluvlax12
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    Admit It......
    we've all tried balancing the light-switch in the middle.

  13. livluvlax12 livluvlax12
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    when i was little...
    old people always poked me at weddings saying your next,
    so i started doing the same to them at funerals!

  14. livluvlax12 livluvlax12
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    when i was little...
    old people always poked me at weddings saying your next,
    so i started doing the same to them at funerals!


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  16. livluvlax12 livluvlax12
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    whoever said sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me...
    clearly hasnt had a dictionary thrown at them ;D

  17. soccergurl1854 soccergurl1854
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 1:59pm UTC
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    Call Me Maybe
    by:Carly Rae Jepson
    1:43 pm
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    mq.nmf

  18. speaknow22 speaknow22
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When you're telling your friends something hilarious and they're like
    "You already told me that.."

  19. speaknow22 speaknow22
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    That annoying moment
    when you're making a wish at 11:11
    and you get interrupted by 11:12

  20. speaknow22 speaknow22
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    I hate how spiders just sit
    on the wall
    and act like they pay rent

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