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jordlax23

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1. jordlax23
   posted a quote
   December 6, 2012 4:54pm UTC
   melting
   every time someone says his name
   
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2. jordlax23
   posted a quote
   October 10, 2012 5:40pm UTC
   That sad moment
   when witty and a social life becomes the same thing.
   
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3. jordlax23
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2012 12:34pm UTC
   Honey boo boo's mom
   has a boyfriend..
   and your still single....
   Just let that sink in.
   
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4. jordlax23
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2012 12:31pm UTC
   me: Hey you gunna finish that cookie?
   them: i licked it
   me: oh okay...
   them:
   me:
   them:
   me: so you gunna finish that
   
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5. jordlax23
   posted a quote
   October 2, 2012 6:35pm UTC
   she wears short shorts
   Im eatin pizza
   shes cheer captain
   and
   im still eating pizza
   
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6. jordlax23
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2012 1:17am UTC
   People say there are plenty of fish in the sea
   But im not looking for any old fish...im looking for my nemo
   And until i find him im gunna listen to dory and "just keep swimming"♥
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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7. jordlax23
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2012 6:29pm UTC
   Hey I Just Met You
   & this is crazy
   my name is Dory
   Hey I Just Met You
   
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8. jordlax23
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2012 8:49pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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9. jordlax23
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2012 8:04pm UTC
   Nice make-up
   does it come with a crayola sharpener?
   
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10. jordlax23
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 10:53am UTC
    Why did the moran try to climb the glass wall??
    \\\\to see the other side////
    like if you get it
    comment if your a moran
    
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11. jordlax23
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    That mini heart attack
    when your ipod decides to go bungee jumping
    on your headphones
    format credit: jordlax23
    
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12. jordlax23
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    Do you like me?
    no
    :(
    you never asked if i love you!
    awwh, do you love me??
    No.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

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