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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    In English class today we had to make propaganda posters and me and my friend made one on how tooth gaps are popular in fashion and our slogan was "Don't look like crap, keep the tooth gap" and you could just see him reevaluating his decision to become a teacher.

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    “The fact that someone else loves you
    doesn’t rescue you from the project of
    loving yourself.”

  3. skylarnicole skylarnicole
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2010 5:59pm UTC
    The moment of awkwardness
    when you think
    [you're peeing too loudly]

  4. skylarnicole skylarnicole
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 2:00pm UTC
    Yes, I am a teenage girl.
    I doo addd exttraa letterss, eveen
    thougghhh itt iiiis nott necessaryyyyy.
    I do over use smiley faces. (: (; ;P :D.
    ♥♥♥ and I mark my territory with hearts. ♥♥♥.
    I fall in love too easily,
    and It takes so much more to fall out of love.
    I am a teenage girl!
    I blast my music when I am depressed / happy /
    sad / mad / excited /
    I text faster when I am angry or in a texting fight.
    I learned to type without looking at the keyboard,
    and I type pretty fast.
    I am a teenage girl,
    I flirt,
    but when I have a boyfriend,
    I am completely loyal.
    When I am on my period I am
    in the WORST mood..
    leave me alone,
    unless you want a punch in the face(:
    My phone is always in my hand or pocket.
    it is always with me, even if its dead.
    I am a teenage girl,
    I sing into my hairbrush, and dance around
    in my undies.
    I like to have fun and
    dance the night away.
    I am a teenage girl,
    and like it that way. (: ♥
    notmine.

  5. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 7:11am UTC
    Once on a yellow peice of paper with green lines
    he wrote a poem
    and he called it "chops"
    because that was the name of his dog
    and thats what it was all about
    his teacher gave him an A
    and a gold star
    and his mother hung it on the kitchen door
    and read it to his aunts.
    that was the year Father Tracy
    took all the kids to the zoo
    and he let them sing on the bus
    and his little sister was born
    with tiny nails and no hair
    and his mother and father kissed alot
    and the girl around the corner sent him a
    Valentine signed with a row of X's
    and he had to ask his father what the X's meant
    and his father always tucked him in bed at night
    and was always there to do it
    once on a piece of white paper with blue lines
    he wrote a poem
    he called it "Autumn"
    because that was the name of the season
    and that's what it was all about
    and his teacher gave him an A
    and asked him to write more clearly
    and his mother never hung it on the kithcen door
    beause of the new paint
    and the kids told him
    that Father Tracy smoked cigars
    and left butts on the pews
    and sometime they would burn holes
    that was the year his sister got glasses
    with thick lenses and black frames
    and the girl around the corner laughed
    when he asked her to go see santa claus
    and the kids told him why
    his mother and father kissed alot
    and his father never tucked him in bed at night
    and his father got mad
    when he cried for him to do it
    once on a paper torn from his notebook
    he wrote a poem
    and he called it "Innocence: A Question"
    because that was the question about his girl
    and thats what it was all about
    and his professor gave him an A
    and a strange steady look
    and his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
    because he never showed her
    that was the year Father Tracy died
    and he forgot how the end
    of the Apostles's Creed went
    and he caught his sister
    making out on the back porch
    and his mother and father never kissed
    or even talked
    and the girl around the corner
    wore too much make up
    that made him cough when he kissed her
    but he kissed her anyway
    becuase it was the thing to do
    and at 3 am he tucked himself into bed
    his father snoring soundly
    that's why on the back of a brown paper bag
    he tried another poem
    and he called it "Absolutely Nothing"
    because that's what it was really all about
    and he gave himself an A
    and a slash on each damned wrist
    and he hung it on the bathroom door
    because this time he didnt think
    he could reach the kitchen

  6. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 7:19am UTC
    It's funny when you do something right and no ones remembers,
    but when you do something wrong, no ones forgets.

  7. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 7:26am UTC
    *constantly refreshes page to see if anyone likes quote*

  8. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 7:28am UTC
    I s t i ll hav e n' t fou nd out who I am.
    Why do I e x p a c t ot h e rs to
    k no w ?

  9. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    Me: Motherfu*ker
    Dad: *walk in* You called?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12.  † HOPE * † HOPE *
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    There's this girl who has two amazing friends
    but everyone else doesnt really mean anything to her
    no one likes her, they call her ugly, fat, wh.ore, worthless
    she doesn't want to be in this world any longer
    all she needs is that person who will make her smile
    she goes to school then when she gets home all she does is lay in her bed and cry
    thinking of all that has happened in her life and the person she is today
    "What did i ever do to deserve all of this?" I should just end everything because I'm worthless" All of those scars she has been hiding for 2 years she feels ugly and still
    has that feeling of not breathing
    But she doesnt know that things can get better
    She also has another friend or enemy ,the knife she uses every time she's upset
    As she lays there crying her eyes out, she moves the knife closer to her wrists
    the blood running down her hands and falling off the tips of her fingers
    her eyes start to close
    and everything goes black
    Was it what she wanted all along?
    :(
    -My cousins quote. Please heart it, and no rude comments... yeah maybe she shouldnt really be writing about this but she writes watever comes to her head and I think its good ^^

  13. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    WOW HEY THERE NEW WITTY WELCOME

  14. heyitskate24 heyitskate24
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    I am on witty, i refresh the page and everything is diffrent :3 =^.^=meow

  15. ✖︎whatever✖︎* ✖︎whatever✖︎*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    WHAT JUST HAPPENED??????

  16. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 8:02pm UTC
    2009 was a dark time for us all

  17. hemmo1996* hemmo1996*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    "The"
    - My essay that's due tomorrow

  18. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    keegster's format
    I hope one day, somebody
    loves you so much, that they
    see violets in the bags under your eyes,
    sunsets i n the d o w n w a r d arch o f your l i p s .
    That they recognize you as something green, and growing, even if you are growing sideways ////////////////
    THAT THEY DO NOT WATSE THEIR TIME TRYING TO FIX YOU. ♥

  19. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    I don't hate you,
    I'm just not necessarily excited by your existence.

  20. lost dreamer* lost dreamer*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    ❝I've learned that the universe does not care what our motives are, only our actions. So we should do things that will bring about good, even if there is an element of selfishness involved.
    If everyone waited to something good until tey had purely unselfish motivations, no good would ever get done in the world.
    The point is to do it anyway.
    To do it all.
    -Wendy Mass,
    13 Gifts

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