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  1. ThatonegirlJazzx3 ThatonegirlJazzx3
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    10 months of school , and 1 month
    a half of summer vacation ? -__-
    SOMEONE FCKIN SUE THE
    GOVERNOR !

  2. crystalwaterxx crystalwaterxx
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 11:10am UTC
    The awkward moment;
    when your crush is giving
    you advice on who you
    should go out with.
    nmf

  3. Anthony96 Anthony96
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    Why can't everything
    work out for once?

  4. Love8soccer Love8soccer
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. brokenhearthater brokenhearthater
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Sorry hunny, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours. ♥

  6. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Girl Problem:
    A closet full of clothes and nothing to wear.
    I guess I will go everywhere naked because everyone wants to see that.

  7. MeeAndYoou MeeAndYoou
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 11:08am UTC
    Saw this on facebook...
    Dad: Honey, why are there two broken condoms on the couch?
    *Looks to the couch to see children watching TV*
    Mum: Wait... wha- *facepalm*
    Mum: Call our children by their names
    Get it? ;)

  8. LivviiBearr LivviiBearr
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    Fave this quote if you cant wait for Summer 2012 .♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 2:54pm UTC
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    Trolled

  10. lemon* lemon*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. cheetah678 cheetah678
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    Saying "No offence"
    doesn't make it any less offensive!

  12. ImmaBelieber67 ImmaBelieber67
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Did you know? #434
    You blink more than 10 million times a year.

  13. The_Drama_Girl The_Drama_Girl
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    Live like Niall and laugh at everything.
    Live like Louis, don't take things seriously.
    Live like Liam, and never give up.
    Live like Zayn, and be a child forever.
    Live like Harry, and love people for who they are

  14. Sunny1703 Sunny1703
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    People always tell me I look sad and tired.
    I know I look sad and tired.
    I am sad and tired.

  15. IMSAC123 IMSAC123
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    VFA FI YUO ACN RAED TIHS WIHTOUT A PORLEM BAECUASE YUORE JSUT TAHT ASOEMWE

  16. Beautifulislove Beautifulislove
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    I am going to kill myself,
    I have thought about it alot,
    But I know it is the right thing to do,
    You may be thinking that people would miss me,
    But they wouldn't,
    I was adopted but my family threw me out,
    My friends left me,
    I am alone,
    I am dead already in my mind,
    I just needed to say,
    Good bye,
    If you read this then I love you

  17. ImmaBelieber67 ImmaBelieber67
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    Did you know? #437
    Electric shock can make you better at Math.
    (WTF?!)

  18. ShutUpAndLookAtThis ShutUpAndLookAtThis
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 11:08am UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    my dog winks at me sometimes,I always wink back incase it is some sort of secret code. ♥

  19. udontknowme12 udontknowme12
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    When i'm depressed i cut myself....
    a nice big slice of cake♥ ake

  20. prplesockerninja22 prplesockerninja22
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    Keep scrollin',
    I got nothin'.

:)

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