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  1. dominiqueeewale dominiqueeewale happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 11:31am UTC
    Dear Crush,
    I wish i could've kissed you at midnight.

  2. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    Hi, I don't mean to intrude your
    quote-reading or anything, but:
    I think you're beautiful.

  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 11:09am UTC
    fireworks
    formatcredittocaptivated
    You give me butterflies.

  4. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
    Yeah? Well 50% are girls,
    30% are over 18,
    and 15% are under 10,
    which leaves 5% of the population.
    2% of the remaining fish are taken,
    and we haven't even gotten into the personalities
    of the fish, what the fish looks like,
    and what you two have in common.
    After all of that narrowing down,
    there is only one fish left in the sea.
    That fish is your nemo, so
    never let anyone dare to tell you that
    there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥
     

  5. brokendreams* brokendreams*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 10:02pm UTC
    Whenever i change a word it's because....
    I can’t spell the word I wanted to use originally.

  6. Rawriloveyou97 Rawriloveyou97
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 9:04am UTC
    We may not be dating....
    but we talk like were married:)

  7. cupcake069 cupcake069
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    Santa called me a hoe
    3 times at the mall today.

  8. lovetheicexx lovetheicexx
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    CHRISTMAS-
    THE ONLY DAY IM A "MORNING PERSON"
    fave if you cant wait for Sunday(:

  9. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    SINGLE BELLS
    SINGLE BELLS
    SINGLE ALL THE WAY

  10. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:46pm UTC
    Home alone!
    Expectation,
    PARTY! PARTY!
    Reality
    peeing with the door open

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    Dear inventors of tampons,
    How awkward was it for you
    To explain your invention to everyone?
    © ThatsSoMeee

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    Whoever invented
    The "Copy and Paste"
    Has saved many hours of my life.
    © ThatsSoMeee


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. xobrebabesox xobrebabesox
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    who knew a little black line underneath your eye,
    can make a girl 100 times more
    Confident.

  15. jumbo119 jumbo119
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    favorite and ill write your true loves name on your wall. ♥
    » no matter how many i get !

  16. Fluff Fluff
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    That penguin waddle you do
    when you're on your period.
    nmf

  17. Coconut_Lipgloss Coconut_Lipgloss
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 2:33pm UTC
    Who else uses fake dates on homework
    so it doesn't look like you did it at the last minute ...

  18. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 11:23pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when you don't know how to reply to a really sweet text

  19. Rachelmaria1722 Rachelmaria1722
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    Tuesday in Gym, I technically got molested.
    Some kid backed me into a corner and tried to finger me. Like if you think I should tell someone... cause I dont know what to do.

  20. kaila* kaila*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    Mr. Krabs needs to get a DNA test on Pearl.

:)

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