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  1. demons* demons*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 8:06pm UTC
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  2. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 12:06am UTC
    i hate it when i'm watching a movie,
    and people actually try to talk to me.

  3. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    Girls who;; #53
    Play with our hair.
    It drives us guys crazy with butterflies.

    nmf
    credit: RingoStar

  4. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    Boy: you're cute
    Me: who put you up to this
    Boy: what
    Me: was it my mom
    Boy: no i think you're rea-
    Me: DAMNIT MOM
    Boy: i don't understa-
    Me: how much did she pay you
    ❤ if you get it

  5. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    I feel bad for kids nowadays
    that see a cool new toy on tv they want, but can't get it
    because their parents have to be 18 or older to call
    Ment to be funny - not offensive

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    Thank you
    For paying attention to the little things
    And making me feel special...

  7. josiefish josiefish
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    Best friends forever,
    what happened to that?

  8. FightingAgainstAnorexia FightingAgainstAnorexia
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    ONCE UPON A TIME
    people actually believed the story would end with a "happily ever after."

  9. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when Phineas and Ferb never go to school
    because "it's summer"
    BUT THERE'S A CHRISTMAS EPISODE.
    MQ.MF

  10. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    "Whats the cheekiest thing niall's ever got away with?"
    Harry and Louis: everything he does

    format credit to OneDirection

  11. honeyho11y honeyho11y
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    That girl you just called a mudblood?
    She spends hours every day practicing spells hoping people will like her
    That boy you just stupified?
    His parents use the cruciatus curse on him regularly
    The guy you just made fun of for crying?
    His mother was killed by a death eater
    That kid you just pushed?
    Hes trying to use the killing curse on himself
    Fave this if you are against bullying. You never know what its like until you fly a mile on someone elses broom.

  12. Nina_luv13 Nina_luv13
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    99% of my socks are single
    and you don't see them crying about it.

  13. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
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    June 15, 2012 4:31pm UTC
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  14. Harrystylesxx Harrystylesxx
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    Who else remebers;
    "I ran over Oprah!"

  15. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    Substitute Teacher: Does your teacher usually let you do that?
    Students: Yeah.
    Works every time(;

  16. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    *Almost asleep*
    *Phone vibrates&
    are you kidding me right
    now!? I was comfortable
    & almo-- oh it's you♥

  17. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    //////////////////////
    Brushing your teeth
    right before the dentist
    like it's going to make a differance
    CookieDoughFormats

  18. 伤* 伤*
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    June 15, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    Louis: wanna hear a joke about cats?
    Harry: no
    Louis: you gotta be kitten me!

    format credit to OneDirection

  19. GreenMariLoves GreenMariLoves
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    June 15, 2012 1:23pm UTC
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  20. KodacJason KodacJason
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    June 9, 2012 10:46am UTC
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