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  1. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    Waitress: What would you like to drink?
    Me: Do you have Dr. Pepper?
    Waitress: Yes
    Me: Okay, I'll have a coke
    tumblr

  2. awesomeness221 awesomeness221
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you have something funny to say ,but the topic of the conversation changed already

  3. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    I feel so bad for women competing
    in the olympics while on their period.

  4. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    Adalia Rose
    Adalia Rose is a 5 -year old girl who suffers from progeria, ive been seeing people steal her pictures and make them say things that are so wrong , if you dont know her search her on facebook at , Adalia Rose , shes amaziing and youll love her just as much as i do. she inspires millions and millions of people that they really are beautiful no matter what disorder they were born with , or what cancer they have. Shes Amazing , if anything i know that i am inspired by her. ... Here's To Adalia Rose ♥

  5. Kaseyy61797 Kaseyy61797
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and thought, "Wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes...


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  8. sarah_bear5 sarah_bear5
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    PLEASE READ :(
    my brothers are in 4th grade, and they have a friend named David. He's really short and chubby, but he's honestly the cutest, nicest, most polite kid Ive ever met. His mom told me that some older kids were making fun of him for his size, and he was crying and didn't wanna go to school or do swim team anymore. because he was scared. Nobody should pick on a little innocent 4th grader. thats just cruel. I was so sad I started crying.
    SCREW SOCIETY.
    can I please just get a few likes for David? <3

  9. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    i am a teenage girl; i laugh at things that happened yesterday, i sit on the computer all dayi eat a ton of food and then regret it. i change my outfit 3 times every day,i dont understand math, i cry at random moments, and i burst into song likeits my job. i speak to loudly and i spend my friday nights watching the notebook.i get all dressed up for that one guy who will never notice and i listen to music constantly.one week, every month there is a risk of spastic crying and cravings, and mood swings.but im a girl, so deal with it.

  10. bubbleheart* bubbleheart*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    This is my last quote,
    Before I go into the mental hospital for treatment. I just wanna say thankyou all, So much. your support means so much more than you could imagine. I'm gonna walk into there with your words in my mind, that you all are there for me. It helped me. You guys, all of witty, is what is going to get me through my stay. When i come back, i'll write allll about my experience for anyone who's interested. I wont be able to write till I get back though. But i'd LOVE to come back to some support&love on my profile, just saayying<33 I'm leaving tomorrow morning. I'll leave in tears, i'm scared to death. but you guys helped me gain the strength to do this. You guys keep me strong<3 So, thankyou. sosososo much.
    Ilove you.
    If you read, thankyou<3 It means the world to me to have you guys there for me, everyone on witty, all my followers. I love you so much. Wish me luck. I need you guys. <33333
    Here I go......
    nmf

  11. TakeYourHandInMine_ItsOursTonight TakeYourHandInMine_ItsOursTonight
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    dear face wash commercials-
    NOBODY actually splashes water on their
    faces like that.
    sincerely,
    my whole bathroom floor is wet.

  12. kellyyy9398 kellyyy9398
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    Seeing someone
    that used to be your best friend and pretending like you don't even know each other.

  13. emily626 emily626
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    Patrick: Seems like we've been walking forever!
    Squidward: You've only took three steps.
    Patrick: felt like four..♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus


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  17. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    Did you know...
    Your eyes are most sensitive to yellow-green.
    That's why you almost just went blind.

  18. xoxo_1D xoxo_1D
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 9:46am UTC
    Fave this... & I'll comment what 1D name sounds best with yours.♥format by xoxo_1D

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